Lyrics:

The doors flew back and in they came
A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty
They said to the waitress, "Honey what's your name?
Mama, won'cha bring us whiskey?"

The waitress just froze dead in her tracks
Her eyes rolled in her head
And no one took a single breath
When she turned to them and said

She said, "I'm nacho mama, nacho mama
Nacho mama, nacho girl
I didn't bring you into this world
I'm nacho mama, no'cho mama"

The wild bunch rode on down the line
To some cafe on the Pedernales
They said to the waitress, "Honey, you're lookin' fine
Mama, won'cha bring us tamales?"

The waitress raised her fly swatter high
Her new tattoo did show
It was Napoleon with a big black eye
And she was lettin' everybody know

I'm nacho mama, nacho mama
I'm nacho mama, nacho girl
I didn't bring you into this world
I'm nacho mama, nacho mama

The wild bunch rode on down the line
Sidesaddle to their saddlebags
They crossed their legs and laughed all night
You see, the wild bunch was in drag

They sang, "I'm nacho mama
Nacho mama
I'm nacho mama, I'm nacho girl
I didn't bring you into this world

I'm nacho mama, nacho mama
I'm nacho mama, I'm nacho girl
I didn't bring you into this world
I'm nacho mama, nacho mama
Nacho mama, nacho mama