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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:58am
Proclivities wrote: the only pumpkin pi(e) I like

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Posted: Jul 17, 2020 - 7:30am
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

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Posted: Jul 16, 2020 - 5:16pm
haresfur wrote: "We're going to need a bigger sieve" damn autocorrect

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Posted: Dec 2, 2019 - 11:58pm
From the cricket commentary today: Knock knock: who's there? SchrÃ¶dinger And you expect me to open the door?

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Posted: Jun 27, 2018 - 7:39am
Functional horns expressed in cattle

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Posted: Jan 20, 2018 - 5:55am
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 1:47pm
There's some XKCD discussion down there so I went and read some recent ones and learned that Pound for pound, fireflies are brighter than the sun.

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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:24am
Proclivities wrote: Those fools...plus they neglected to write the soup of the day. they probably got it from watching the big bang theory

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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:19am
Lazy8 wrote: Proclivities wrote: Ahem. Speed of light squared. And divide by two. Plus an ellipsis is three dots, not two. Those fools...plus they neglected to write the soup of the day.

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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:14am
Proclivities wrote: Ahem. Speed of light squared. And divide by two. Plus an ellipsis is three dots, not two.

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 - 12:45pm
Drunk man gets hauled into jail, Cop asks, " What's yer name?" "Joshua." "Wait, not the same Joshua that made the sun stand still?" "No, I'm the Joshua that made the moonshine still."

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Posted: Sep 15, 2017 - 3:28pm
kctomato wrote: "Have you heard the latest Fibonacci joke? It's so awful, it's as bad as the previous two, combined. " (Credit unknown)

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Posted: Sep 15, 2017 - 12:38pm
"Have you heard the latest Fibonacci joke? It's so awful, it's as bad as the previous two, combined. " (Credit unknown)

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Posted: Apr 19, 2017 - 5:16pm
“If I were an enzyme I’d be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.”

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Posted: Mar 30, 2017 - 7:29am
The past, present, and future walked into a bar: it got tense.

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