Trio claimed to be “air drying” near Interstate 75
APRIL 11—Three naked women fresh from "showering" at a Florida rest area told cops they were “air drying” in public when spotted by a witness who called 911, precipitating high-speed chases that resulted in the trio’s arrest on multiple felony charges.
The witness, cops say, reported that the women were at an Interstate 75 rest stop Wednesday morning, and that “all three of them” were “standing in the nude putting on suntan lotion.”
When a Florida Highway Patrol trooper arrived at the rest stop, the naked women explained that they had simply been “air drying” in the nude after showering. One woman said that the trio had spent the night at the rest area after leaving a local residence “due to an altercation.”
With no bathing facilities available, they opted for al fresco showers on a lawn. A trooper noted that a case of water and a bottle of soap was on the ground next to the suspects.
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida man is ready to wreak havoc on the planet, and he's bringing some friends along to help.
Very small, ssssslllllooooowwwww-moving friends.
Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested for causing a disturbance while threatening to "destroy everyone" with his army of turtles.
Lane first started causing trouble at various establishments in Indiatlantic. At least seven calls to 911 were made about Lane's behavior, WKMG reports.
Police later apprehended Lane and escorted him to department headquarters, where he began yelling at the dispatcher and pounding on the walls and glass.
After leaving the police department, Lane went to a nearby 7-Eleven. It was there that Lane harrassed employees and even called 911, saying “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” according to the police affidavit.
Of all the cultural exports out of the USA, the culture wars are the most intriguing. (Reality TV holds no interest until the White House starts to function like it is running a reality TV show. Seriously, the problem with Trump is that he does not know how to laugh at himself.)
Listened to a 'Florida Man' piece on NPR this morning. Various anecdotes were mentioned including the dude who threw the alligator through the fast-food drive-thru window. (Why!?!!)
Was just thinking that the federal broadcaster CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) would never dare cover such a topic with its national unity mandate. The only folks on CBC allowed to really take the mickey out of quebecois are..... quebecois comedians and they do exactly that on occasion. Thankfully.
None of this stops lots and lots of regular folks from making jokes about Newfies and Capers. I like to make devastating jokes about.... English Canadians because.... I am English Canadian!
Of all the cultural exports out of the USA, the culture wars are the most intriguing. (Reality TV holds no interest until the White House starts to function like it is running a reality TV show. Seriously, the problem with Trump is that he does not know how to laugh at himself.)
Listened to a 'Florida Man' piece on NPR this morning. Various anecdotes were mentioned including the dude who threw the alligator through the fast-food drive-thru window. (Why!?!!)
Was just thinking that the federal broadcaster CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) would never dare cover such a topic with its national unity mandate. The only folks on CBC allowed to really take the mickey out of quebecois are..... quebecois comedians and they do exactly that on occasion. Thankfully.
None of this stops lots and lots of regular folks from making jokes about Newfies and Capers. I like to make devastating jokes about.... English Canadians because.... I am English Canadian!
Half the fun of living here is to see what ridiculous shit our fellow Floridians pull next. Why live in a boring state.
Edit - and I see I was late to the dance on this.... LOL
Florida ranks dead last when it comes to rating the best states in the nation. Michigan ranks No. 1, the very best state in the union.
Let that sink in for awhile. Michigan, the state that gave us the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock (the poor man’s Ted Nugent), is 49 states better than Florida.
Thrillist’s Definitive and Final Ranking of All 50 States list ranked the states “based on everything.” Specifically, the states’ contributions to America, like inventions, food and drink, “somewhat productive famous people,” and unique physical beauty, among other things.
World Famous Candle Light Inn 3131 Commodore Plaza Coconut Grove - Miami, Florida Coconut Grove is noted for its individuality and scenic Bayfront Vistas and is Miami's oldest section. the Famous Candle Light Inn with its "Greenwich Village" atmosphere is the gathering place for artists, theatrical people and those who enjoy the unusual in elegant dining...specializing in superb steaks and sea food...intimate cocktail lounge. Open all year. Henry Leitson, Manager.
Last year, the guerrilla filmmaker traversed Interstate 4 and stopped in places like Cocoa Beach, Clearwater, Inverness, and Ocala with a four-person crew. With no agenda in mind, he simply asked people on the street if they had any words of wisdom. Rather than be put off, he found, Florida men just rolled with the idea of having a camera crew in their faces for a few minutes. It didn't even phase them.
