Remember that old song, "Hang on Sloopy?"  My Mom thought is was hang on stupid.

 lily34 wrote: 

Wow. Well my mom still uses the term gay to mean happy.

my bf's aunt thought "cat scratch fever" was "catch that stinker"

 

 JrzyTmata wrote: 

 Red_Dragon wrote: 

 JrzyTmata wrote: 

They Might Be Giants: Racist Friend.
My son thought they said, "bestest friend"
Quite different.

Listomania, daless a tee it groe... ??

I do love the song, and listen so carefully to that chorus and finally decided it was a foreign language.

Wait....WHAT?
 
In CSN&Y's "Carry On" I always thought it was:
 
One morning I woke up and I knew that you were gone.
A new day, a new way, and new eyes to see the dawn

 
but upon googling, damn near every lyrics post said:
 

One morning I woke up and I knew that you were gone.
A new day, a new way, I knew I should see it along.
 

just found out that telephone line is:

That's what I'd say, I'd tell you everything
If you'd pick up that telephone, yeah yeah yeah

and not,

and you'd be Captain Telephone, yea yea yea

 BlueHeronDruid wrote:  

Some of you may already have seen this one - pretty funny, though.

who's gonna shave me

it's got a flat beat you can't use it.