Manbird wrote: 

 Manbird wrote: 
now don't go getting your gonads all cross-hatched...

 oldviolin wrote:

 GeneP59 wrote: 
you are so udderly ridiculous...

  Only dairy milk is real milk.  Wrong! Boob milk is milk. Mammals produce milk. Try milking a mouse. 

"Disclaimer: Our eco-friendly shirts are legit and we will be planting real trees in the ground, but please be advised that Wood Milk is 100% fake and completely made up. Only dairy milk is real milk. Paid for by America's Milk Companies."

There are right wing nuts thinking that she's tearing down "woke leftist crazies" with this. But she's just a shill for a big company. They don't see that, and are having a field day thinking she's doing this out of her own free will as satire.

The original "got milk?" ad company hit so many home runs it's mind-blowing. I watched their Masterclass and it was fascinating.

Hey Stoners! Got Milkweed?

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
She's hilarious.  I haven't seen any of those ads on TV though.

 Beaker wrote:

That's a great ad though.

and

 edz wrote:

I didn't see it but oooh aaaah

 edz wrote:

Speaking of Flock o Gulls - 

 Red_Dragon wrote:

You can't get good G,B&D without some hell involved. 

I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls is popular now  because of the Trump’s new hair in Iowa this week

 R_P wrote:

fucking snowflakes

 kcar wrote:
Chicken is cancelled

The comments!  

 Proclivities wrote:

She's good!

Because I don't watch broadcast linear TV, I tend to miss most of the commercials.  Like the commercial that prompted this:

Controversial Aubrey Plaza Wood Milk ads trigger complaint

"An official complaint has been lodged with US Department of Agriculture (USDA), which ultimately provided funding for the campaign, by the animal advocacy group the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine (PCRM). It says the Wood Milk adverts breach a federal law that prohibits USDA-backed promotions from casting any product in a negative light.
For everyone else, it's popcorn time. The ad is cleverly executed and works as an amusing send up not only of plant-based drinks but also the marketing of numerous "artesanal" products and startups in general"

My heart goes out to those Good Christian Women and their fried chicken struggle...