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ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
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Posted: Jul 10, 2020 - 11:33am

Yesterday, the Post Office:

Me: *waits my turn at the loading dock while the truck ahead of me fiddle-farts around*    
PO: *truck leaves* *closes roll-up door*
Me: *rings bell*
PO: Opens door, says "Is there a reason you weren't here earlier?"
Me: "Yes."
PO:  then  then "You're supposed to be here by 2." 
Me: *checks watch* *okay, checks phone* *4PM* 
PO: "What's your name?"
Me: :squint: "Scott."
PO: "Scott?"
Me: "Scott."
PO: "2 or 2:30"
Me: :shrug: "Do what you gotta do."
PO: "I WILL!"

Interlude: We are this post office's bulk permit No. 3 and by far their largest annual outgoing postage customer

Today, my office:
Postmaster calling: "I would like to talk to someone about your driver yesterday."
Me: 

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Posted: Feb 21, 2020 - 10:22am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 



ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Feb 21, 2020 - 10:10am

via Gfycat


ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Feb 18, 2020 - 9:09am



 miamizsun wrote:
 

That's not Christian I can tell you that.
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Posted: Feb 18, 2020 - 8:02am

haresfur

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Posted: Dec 4, 2019 - 4:25pm



 miamizsun wrote:
 
His best would be better if he was awake

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Posted: Dec 4, 2019 - 2:49pm

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jul 30, 2019 - 9:29am

Years ago, I did a poster for a new Renaissance Faire and I included a rabbit in the design. Someone said "what's with the rabbit?" and I said "tha's no oordinary rabbit!" and that seemed to be good enough but now finally 6 or 8 years later, someone put two and two together and they asked, "can we have a dragon this year?"
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 11:12am



 sirdroseph wrote:
Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman
{#Cowboy}
  Sounds like something SFW would think was funny, I know I did.
{#Lol}
 

lol clicky
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Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 10:18am

Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman{#Cowboy}  Sounds like something SFW would think was funny, I know I did.{#Lol}
westslope

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Location: BC sage brush steppe


Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 9:24am

Wyoming:  Our critters and varmints do not carry semi-automatic weapons.  
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 5:43am



 sunybuny wrote:
Quick... someone call the decorators for the Cody's Steakhouse company.

 islander wrote:
I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




 


 

Bid's up to $7400 now. I don't want to eat at a place that spends that kind of money on atmosphere.
sunybuny

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Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 5:16am

Quick... someone call the decorators for the Cody's Steakhouse company.

 islander wrote:
I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




 


westslope

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Posted: Jul 28, 2019 - 4:54pm



 haresfur wrote:
......
Let's have a contest! My entry, "Wyoming is yomi"
 
Wide, wild, open-to-the-sky Wyoming: 

We shoot wolves.
  

westslope

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Posted: Jul 28, 2019 - 11:20am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 ........These replaced the ones with the infamous "A Great Land Outdoors" slogan that was so nonsensical it had people ready to storm the castle. 
 
....
 
Kinda makes sense to me.  Take a person who has lived much of the waking hours inside a shopping mall complex.  For that person, it would be the Great Land Indoors.

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Posted: Jul 27, 2019 - 4:39pm



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 islander wrote:
I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




 

Wow! The state tries out new slogans every so often, but despite all the WTFs from the people, they refuse to actually consult with anyone, including their own dep't of tourism for, y'know, a unified message. These replaced the ones with the infamous "A Great Land Outdoors" slogan that was so nonsensical it had people ready to storm the castle. 
 
So this can only mean we're getting a new slogan! Hooray!

 

Let's have a contest! My entry, "Wyoming is yomi"
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jul 27, 2019 - 5:21am



 islander wrote:
I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




 

Wow! The state tries out new slogans every so often, but despite all the WTFs from the people, they refuse to actually consult with anyone, including their own dep't of tourism for, y'know, a unified message. These replaced the ones with the infamous "A Great Land Outdoors" slogan that was so nonsensical it had people ready to storm the castle. 
 
So this can only mean we're getting a new slogan! Hooray!
islander

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Posted: Jul 26, 2019 - 10:48pm

I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jul 26, 2019 - 9:56pm



 Lazy8 wrote:
ScottFromWyoming wrote:
I'm not familiar with Otis Gibbs' music but he has a podcast where he interviews other musicians. Most of them you will have heard of, maybe not super famous, but still. A friend sent me the link to this one with Mojo Nixon and it's manic, hilarious, profane... and interesting. 

A couple of notes:
Mojo Has a song called "Don Henley Must Die." Here he tells the story of Don showing up at a club, demanding to sing it.
Mojo has an album called Otis. It gets a little confusing since the podcast host's name is Otis.

I've listened to a couple other podcasts from this guy and they're good, sometimes funny. Otis himself is about 9 levels less entertaining than the guests are, but he edits himself out almost completely and just lets the guests go off. 

I think this episode with Mojo tho is a great way to kick off a weekend!
 

Mojo is one of those people you think is putting on an act (like Andy Kaufman) except he really is always like that—like Hunter Thompson. Hard to believe he's still alive but I'm glad he is.
 

I was cleaning out the garage and ran across some promo posters for the Frenzy! album plus a couple of contracts from when I put him in a tiny (52 seats) club with Screaming Trees opening. I should bring that up on his FB page.
Lazy8

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Posted: Jul 26, 2019 - 8:52pm

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
I'm not familiar with Otis Gibbs' music but he has a podcast where he interviews other musicians. Most of them you will have heard of, maybe not super famous, but still. A friend sent me the link to this one with Mojo Nixon and it's manic, hilarious, profane... and interesting. 

A couple of notes:
Mojo Has a song called "Don Henley Must Die." Here he tells the story of Don showing up at a club, demanding to sing it.
Mojo has an album called Otis. It gets a little confusing since the podcast host's name is Otis.

I've listened to a couple other podcasts from this guy and they're good, sometimes funny. Otis himself is about 9 levels less entertaining than the guests are, but he edits himself out almost completely and just lets the guests go off. 

I think this episode with Mojo tho is a great way to kick off a weekend!
 

Mojo is one of those people you think is putting on an act (like Andy Kaufman) except he really is always like that—like Hunter Thompson. Hard to believe he's still alive but I'm glad he is.
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