My brain is already disconnected from any real ability to control basic motor function.  And my stabs at carpentry are tangible evidence of it.
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How about zinnias?  They do anything for you?  Or cosmos?  Those big dumb plants have to be useful for something.

Salvia, in a nutshell:

If you smoke it (you need a 'torch' lighter to burn it hot enough & fast enough to work properly) you need to be sitting down or laying down because, if not, you soon will be. The stuff esentially disconnects the brain's ability to control basic motor function - like standing up. You will trip hard for about 5-10 minutes and then it all wears off.

Not going to google it. But why?

I'm seriously considering growing some Datura....

Tracers, Doood!!

(But that Eurotrash... he looks like de Debbil!!)

nothing like personal exprience; were you making the money or getting engaged with the telephone cord?

Hey, I've heard if you smoke a big wad of horse hair, choke yourself with a telephone cord and shove a grapefruit up your ass you can catch a slight buzz. And it's perfectly legal - until THE MAN finds out your having fun doing it then THE MAN will make it illegal so THE MAN can ruin your life, oppress you and make a lot of money off it.

your so pretty, oh so pretty....ooh...trails...

...ermm...I do believe you mean OWSLEY right?...to some this fella' had more significance and impact on mental health than almost anybody...

Owsley Stanley (b. Augustus Owsley Stanley III, January 19, 1935, also known as Owsley or Bear) was an underground LSD chemist, the first to produce large quantities of pure LSD. His total production is estimated at around half a kilogram of LSD, or roughly 5 million 100-microgram "trips" of normal potency, although accounts vary widely. The widespread and low-cost (often given away free) availability of high-quality Owsley LSD in the San Francisco area in the mid-1960s may well have been indispensable for the emergence of the hippie movement during the Summer of Love in the Haight-Ashbury area, which one historian of that movement, Charles Perry, has described as "one big LSD party" and which has had continuing influence to this day in American society in terms of increasing tolerance for alternative perspectives and lifestyles. Owsley was also an accomplished sound engineer, and the longtime soundman for seminal psychedelic rock band the Grateful Dead; the band's well-known "dancing bear" icon derives from his nickname. He designed the first high-fidelity sound systems for rock music, culminating in the massive "Wall of Sound" electrical amplification system used by the Grateful Dead in their live shows, at the time a highly innovative feat of engineering^<1>, and was involved with the founding of high-end musical instrument maker Alembic Inc and the pre-eminent concert sound equipment manufacturer Meyer Sound. The combination of his notoriety in the psychedelic scene and his reclusive tendencies (in part cultivated to confuse the authorities —-he avoided being photographed and refused to be interviewed for many years) led to the perpetuation of many inaccurate tales invoking him, and it should be noted that most published materials about him contain some inaccuracies.

Hey, I've heard if you smoke a big wad of horse hair, choke yourself with a telephone cord and shove a grapefruit up your ass you can catch a slight buzz. And it's perfectly legal - until THE MAN finds out your having fun doing it then THE MAN will make it illegal so THE MAN can ruin your life, oppress you and make a lot of money off it.

Wow, that really sounds like fun...

Wow, that really sounds like fun...

Salvia, in a nutshell:

If you smoke it (you need a 'torch' lighter to burn it hot enough & fast enough to work properly) you need to be sitting down or laying down because, if not, you soon will be. The stuff esentially disconnects the brain's ability to control basic motor function - like standing up. You will trip hard for about 5-10 minutes and then it all wears off.