ScottFromWyoming wrote:





Cloned?
Wow! They look just alike!
'cept for the blue eye shadow.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Does it seem like she might be applying a little too much love to the little pup?  Somebody call the SPCA ferchrissakes!

Zep wrote:

WWZD

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

This part is too rich to let go by:

McKinney tracked him down to Surrey, England. With the help of an accomplice, she held him up with a toy pistol, used chloroform on him and drove him 200 miles to a honeymoon cottage in southeast England, chained him to a bed using mink-lined handcuffs, and for two days read him the Bible while trying to persuade him to marry her.

That didn't work, so she and her accomplice tied him spread-eagled on the bed and she assaulted him three times.

So it's either the Bible, or I screw your brains out.

buzz wrote:
holy crap!

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
"It's a miracle!" McKinney repeatedly shouted when she saw the cloned Boogers.
That may be my favorite line ever.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
theres a rumor in the neighborhood that the gnome is really her illegitimate son. remember that "vacation" she took when she was 15?

Leslie wrote:

ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Nice shot of Nancy and Ronald Reagan.

zipper wrote:

You want scary, how about the gnome-lady from yesterday's news?

 zipper wrote: 

Tell 'em Doll!
Don't mess with them if you know what's good for ya.

ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Only Cackalackians are allowed to call it Cackalacky.  ;)
Scary broad. 

Which one's the clone?

buzz wrote:

Not where you live, maybe.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 






its not often that you see cackalacky, mormon and booger in the same paragraph.

ScottFromWyoming wrote:




Wait. How could she overpower a 300 lbs. male? Oh, the humanity. Why can't we all just forget? (said she)

It's impossible to summarize this story well, but if I said it's about a North Cackalacky woman who moved to Wyoming and was crowned Miss Wyoming (World) then kidnapped a Mormon missionary in London, skipped bail, changed her name, and was last seen in Korea picking up the product of the world's first commercial dog cloning, a clone of her pit bull, Booger, well would that be enough?

 betterdaze wrote:

 

That's always the frustrating part, but now that you've got a "test run" interview under your belt, you'll get in the groove and will have a line of employers wanting your exceptional talents! 

hippiechick wrote:




Hi, HC! The long run will be great. It's just the initial easing into it that's scary. This whole job application thing is nuts.

I hope you're well, too.

 betterdaze wrote:

 
Hi Anna!!!

Hope things are going well for you!