Steely_D wrote:
“The only way I’m gonna Run for election is if I’m caught in bed with a dead donkey or a live Bobcat.”  

 Bill_J wrote:

It makes you kin to Edwin Edwards. 

Edwin Washington Edwards (August 7, 1927 – July 12, 2021)^<1><2><3> was an American politician and member of the Democratic Party who served as the U.S. representative for Louisiana's 7th congressional district from 1965 to 1972 and as the 50th governor of Louisiana for four terms (1972–1980, 1984–1988, and 1992–1996), twice as many elected terms as any other Louisiana chief executive.

“The only way I’m gonna lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

 KurtfromLaQuinta wrote:

 Beaker wrote:
Sounds like a prisoner exchange.

 black321 wrote: Just flush the toilet after one poops.

 Beaker wrote:

If being 3 steps away from a criminal indictment would affect your ability to run for office, what does being actually indicted 4 times do?

 black321 wrote: 
I'll take Term Limits for $200, Alex ...

 Beaker wrote:
Is this another big reveal like the last election when you kept saying "just wait, you'll see, trump is president..."

 black321 wrote:

You're just starting the list right? You're using a two sided legal pad right?

 black321 wrote:

No deal. 

Feinstein has already given up power of attorney to her daughter, and Biden is three steps away from a criminal indictment that will force him to either resign or at minimum withdraw from the 2024 race.

Bipartisan deal?  Dump these clowns: Pelosi, AOC, Omar, Tlaib, Swalwell, Schiff, Waters, Nadler, Jayapal

In exchange, you want what?  Cocaine Mitch and who else?

 black321 wrote:

 Steely_D wrote:

How about a bipartisan deal to have Mcconnell and Feinstein resign...oh and biden and trump go away.

Here's someone noticing that streaming is now just as expensive and crappy as cable TV, that Uber is now just as expensive as driving a cab, and that the cloud isn't any cheaper than self-hosting either.

Ugh. The CIA must've figured that out!

From the popular series "Politician Eats Dangerous Food as PR Stunt", today: The U.S. ambassador to Japan eats Fukushima fish.

"In a bid to assuage lingering concerns over Japanese seafood, the U.S. ambassador to Japan, Rahm Emanuel, said in an interview on Thursday that he would publicly eat seafood from Fukushima to demonstrate his confidence in its safety."

 Steely_D wrote: 
Actually you have to go back a little farther to 1963.

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 oldviolin wrote:
That's because you need the original wrapper. 

 miamizsun wrote:

My roommate got into our supply of markers and sniffed them all until they all 
dried out so I didn't bother including one in the package. I AM REALLY SORRY!
Tell me what your favorite TV show was in the year you were hatched and I'll
see if I can make a new de luxe wrapper. (Make your own pun, tho)

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
He dint get no marker wid his new de luxe wrapper.

 miamizsun wrote:

you lost me at apparently