buzz wrote: 
that's good advice!

 meower wrote: 
put a bag over your head. the light's keeping me awake.

 meower wrote: 

Love that! Happy Friday to you!

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!

 hippiechick wrote: 
I have a bird bath with fresh water that's right by the trunk of a tree. Also put out good bird food on ground & in feeders so they don't have such a hard time of it.  Good advice HC

Are you certain it shouldn't be subtraction?

 DaveInVA wrote: 


Or a plastic surgeon.

You can pick your friends..
You can pick your nose....
But you can't pick your friends nose.

(unless you are very good friends) 

 hippiechick wrote: 
That *is* good advice. And keep your pets on the grass and off the hot pavement. If it's too hot for your bare feet, it's too hot for their paws.

If you have wildlife in your yard (squirrels, birds, etc), they would most appreciate a shallow pan of water to drink out of, but make sure you change the water daily to avoid mosquitoes.

And if you have a pond, keep the water temps below 85 or your fish will get overheated and cook.

 Proclivities wrote: 

Freekin neat freak.

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
i'm gonna use that.

Don't put it in your mouth
You don't know where it's been
Don't assume it's candy for a minute
Don't take it from the ground
Or from a strange old man
Other kids have vanished when they did it
 
Don't bring it in the house
Because it's not a toy
Don't you ever point it at your sister
Go put it in your room
I'll wash your mouth with soap
Then I'll put you two in separate comers
 
Did you bring enough for everyone
Keep it to yourself or share
Go upstairs and think of what you've done
You're just not my kid, I swear
 
Don't swing that thing around
You just might poke an eye
Wipe that grin before it sticks forever
Don't leave it on the floor
Or feed it to the dog
If you break it you wont get another
 
How many times do I have to tell you
In one ear and out the other
Don't try talking with your mouth full
You're behaving like your father
If you want to grow up healthy
Knock it off and put it down
Keep it clean and safe for later
And don't you put it in your mouth
 
Don't put it in your mouth
What If you should choke
Even though you didn't choke the last time
You'd jump right off the bridge
Because the neighbor did
You should try to make your brain work sometime
 
Let me see your hands
Both hands both sides
Stop that sniveling now and blow
What is best for you is best for me
Don't ask why or how just go
 
If you don't want to eat
We'll find someone who will
Starving kids in India will love it
And you'll just go to bed
And stay there for a week or
Put it in your mouth and swallow it
 
How many times do I have to tell you
In one ear and out the other
Don't try talking with your mouth full
You're behaving like your father
If you want to grow up healthy
Knock it off and put it down
Keep it clean and safe for later
And don't you put it in your mouth
 
(Knock it off)

 bokey wrote: 

So, it's an REM lyric from the song good advices.

 meower wrote: 
I dunno what that means, but I'd want a cheese grater if I was messing with a strangers feet.

 Of course, I also don't know what that means.

 Consistency is a virtue.