cc_rider wrote: 
Corn Pone is round... 

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
 
Pie are NOT square! They are round!

Cornbread, that's a different story.

 samiyam wrote: 

I blame the Illuminati for the existence of Beaker.

pie are squared = two muffled peeps

 manbirdexperiment wrote:You just want a piece of pie bigger than everyone else's. To compensate for the shittly health care system that doesn't give you a fair slice of that pie. As long as it is fruit pie.

pie

 jadewahoo wrote: 

The shuffle function of the iPod is a liberal brainwashing tool - put some David Allen Coe on there & it will Never Get shuffled into play :eek: (not really :eek:, he's a devil :wink: )

 jadewahoo wrote: 
I just wanted a piece of pie. 

Got Milk?

 manbirdexperiment wrote:Yeah, dude, it was awesome. Like, it broke some noses and all when it fell, but ya know some people, they are crazy, but, anyways, they say that Ronald Regan pushed it over when he was in an Alzheimer's wander one night and stumbled into it, but I dunno, I think it was more like the people of East Berlin, they were like so-o-o tired of being shot at whenever they tried to sneak over the wall to go to, I dunno, to Walmart or something, to go shopping, and hey, them other people in West Berlin they  were, like Family, dude, so they started chopping holes in the wall but really, what I heard, is that Pink Floyd promised a big reunion concert if they would just take the thing down and so they did and it was a smokin' pah-h-h-hrteee, One World, Peace and them Germans they make some good beer too, but like I was saying, they said ok and a whole lotta German people, but not like the Nazis, ya know, cuz they was already in Argentina by then, well, they tore it apart and then those kids of the Industrialists, they were called the Red Brigade I think, collected all the bricks up and sold them to Americans, but I don't think they were all real, some of 'em were goldbricks I heard someone say, but, shoot dang, I don't believe it cuz Fort Knox has all of those, but we don't know where they put 'em cuz they aren't at Fort Knox anymore and no one knows where all the gold went to, but those bricks they sold for a lot of money because investors in the USA thought they would be a good investment and then when the economy crashed I think it was because everyone realized that those bricks were worthless just like the bondage stuff they were bundling, and when that wall in Berlin fell, well it was like dominoes in Southeast Asia falling and the Commies had no choice but to fall too and they sent the stock market here crashing, and I think that was just a part of the wall falling down too but I hope the Vietnam Veterans wall doesn't fall cuz them old dudes were righteous in standing up for our values in Vietnam and Cambodia and Laos and even if they did ship heroin back in body bags with the dead soldiers, well, that wasn't their fault cuz they were dead already, and even if they died thinking that would keep gas prices down it didn't but thats why all the Iraq soldiers were fighting but that doesn't have anything to do with the Berlin Wall.

 hobiejoe wrote: 
The Berlin wall fell down? 

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
D'ye know, I'd rather not at all
 
'Coz I'd be scared, frankly.
 
Good job the fall of the Berlin wall and vastly improved and more subtle pharmaceuticals means the old "Shotput Helgas" blend in nicely with our western "paragons of virtue"

 Lazy8 wrote: 
I can't wait to see the East German contestants. 

Brazil got the Olympics because promised to make topless sunbathing an Olympic sport. And they've already started steroid testing.

 Beaker wrote: 
I think it's Honesty in Edukation: Masters of Business Bull Shit

 cookinlover wrote: 
That's squashed plants, you crinkle-cut potato chip.

 Beaker wrote: 
But I don't have any photos of Phin. For obvious reasons.

 The_End wrote: 
Prove it.