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haresfur

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Posted: Sep 18, 2021 - 11:03pm

I think the restaurant owner's Naan was driving

Fire ignites in tandoori oven inside car that crashed into business


trekhead

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 5:01pm

Boy, the US Navy has those Stealth vessels....Man! Those are some  efficient  ships.
cookinlover

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 12:57pm

I like the cockney accent a lot... especially the way me 'oney 'n ring(o) talk.
bokey

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 12:55pm

 trekhead wrote:


My buddy Phil, 'e thinks so too.

 
Oh cheesus. {#No}
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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 12:54pm

 trekhead wrote:


My buddy Phil,'e thinks so too.

 
I saw him on the subway.

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 12:54pm

 MrsHobieJoe wrote:


Yeah, the steaks are getting higher now.

 

My buddy Phil,'e thinks so too.
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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 12:00pm

 cookinlover wrote:

I'll bet it was a real Whopper!
 

Yeah, the steaks are getting higher now.
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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 11:59am

 trekhead wrote:
I knew this one sea Captain, he could tallow whale of a story!

 
I'll bet it was a real Whopper!

trekhead

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 11:57am

I knew this one sea Captain, he could tallow whale of a story!
trekhead

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 11:55am

 DaveInVA wrote:
Not exactly puns but still fast food related...





 
It looks like that one chick fillet lot of guys!

DaveInSaoMiguel

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 11:46am

Not exactly puns but still fast food related...




bokey

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 11:39am

Taco Bell has a special Black Jack Butt Crack Attack Taco this month.

 


Think about the insides of your buns.




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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 11:18am

 Dave_Mack wrote:

I didn't want to get em-broiled in that kind of intrigue.
 
I understand. That sort of things gives me the shakes, too.

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 11:16am

 cookinlover wrote:

You should've grilled him for more information.
 
I didn't want to get em-broiled in that kind of intrigue.

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 11:11am

 Dave_Mack wrote:
My gymnastics coach is very poetic.  He told me to "hie onto the mat and perform on yon rings!"

 
You should've grilled him for more information.

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 10:34am

Thes egive me a Hardee laugh!
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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 8:28am

 hippiechick wrote:

{#High-five}
 

an OLDIE. 
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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 8:26am

 meower wrote:
 

Guy needed a job really bad so he went to an employment agency and they got him a job as a school bus driver.  First day on the job he goes out to pick up his bus and it has Sesame Street characters painted all over it.  Looks at his run, and goes to the first stop, and two large girls get on and the first says "HI!  I'm Obsese Patty!" Second girl says "hi!  Me too, Obese Patty here!."  They go sit in the back of the bus.  Second stop, a dorky kid gets on and says "Hi!  I'm Special Ross" and he goes and sits in the back too.  Third kid gets on, cute kid, says "hi!  I'm Lester Reese!" and sits behind the bus driver.   At the next traffic light, the bus driver turns around and sees that Lester has his shoes and socks off and is picking at his feet.  Bus driver says "THAT'S IT!"  Drops the kids off at school and goes back to the employment agency and says "I QUIT!"  The agent says "why?"  and the guy says

"are you kidding?  I had:  Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Reese picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!"  



 
{#High-five}

meower

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 8:21am

 

Guy needed a job really bad so he went to an employment agency and they got him a job as a school bus driver.  First day on the job he goes out to pick up his bus and it has Sesame Street characters painted all over it.  Looks at his run, and goes to the first stop, and two large girls get on and the first says "HI!  I'm Obsese Patty!" Second girl says "hi!  Me too, Obese Patty here!."  They go sit in the back of the bus.  Second stop, a dorky kid gets on and says "Hi!  I'm Special Ross" and he goes and sits in the back too.  Third kid gets on, cute kid, says "hi!  I'm Lester Reese!" and sits behind the bus driver.   At the next traffic light, the bus driver turns around and sees that Lester has his shoes and socks off and is picking at his feet.  Bus driver says "THAT'S IT!"  Drops the kids off at school and goes back to the employment agency and says "I QUIT!"  The agent says "why?"  and the guy says

"are you kidding?  I had:  Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Reese picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!"  


Dave_Mack

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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 - 8:20am

My gymnastics coach is very poetic.  He told me to "hie onto the mat and perform on yon rings!"
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