Hello Manbird?

Yeah, I got your number from a friend of yours, brandog. You know, the guy with the limp and the funny shaped head whose eyes look in different directions?

Yeah well anyway he said that you were cool and that you might be able to score me some weed and hash oil.

Hello Manbird Contractors?

Yeah, your "crew" has been here since 7:00 am this morning and I'll be damned if I see any work being done! They've been smoking Luckies, playing grab-ass and listening to Howard Stern. Listen, this pool isn't going to go build itself ya know!!!!

Hello manbird hotline?

This is beaker. Listen I ordered a 20 pack of assorted condoms through your website. I think it's called the "Pleasure Pack"... yea well anyway that was like three weeks ago and they haven't arrived. Can you give me the tracking number?

 Beaker wrote: 

Where's the taser?

 Beaker wrote: 
I KNEW we should have taken a few links out of his choke chain.

Hello manbird hotline?

My name is SFW and I have a question.

Is 20% body fat really considered too much or is that just what the "experts" want you to believe?

Hello? Is this manbird hotline?

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?



You do... don't you? You sick f*ck!!!!!

 VV wrote: 

Hello, this the Manbird hotline. If you're a man interested in meeting young birds press 1. If you're a bird interested in meeting young men press 2. Please have your credit card handy.

 miamizsun wrote: 
As a pet mouse owner and a falconer, I'm all conflicted up. 

True story....

Kid accidentally phones ManBird Express - talk about service!

 oldviolin wrote: 

 oldviolin wrote: 
that's cool. 

 oldviolin wrote: 

 oldviolin wrote: 
Note: My Mother was calling me. I had come home to try and reset. I got back there the next morning. She passed two days later almost to the minute. That minute is still standing still in my heart...