I would take them, specially from Triskele!

uh...ahem...well...no but...but...how about a note from the Whiskey Fairy?

I just clean up and act as bouncer.

   And I scratched your name off the belly dancing sign-up sheet. Dude. Really.

The place is barely 1,000 square feet, you know.

I just clean up and act as bouncer.

I gotta go to the chiro, so play nice, tip the Whiskey Fairy well, and don't poke the dragons. They're kinda pointy this early in the morning.

Hey, when did my house get its own thread?  (it's dragons' roost btw....)
yes the kitchen and bathrooms are clean, yes lily can curl up in any cozy corner,
yes the cook is fantastic, and the barmaid's uniform is amazing.....
and belly dance classes are every Thursday at 7pm!!

Hey, when did my house get its own thread?  (it's dragons' roost btw....)
yes the kitchen and bathrooms are clean, yes lily can curl up in any cozy corner,
yes the cook is fantastic, and the barmaid's uniform is amazing.....
and belly dance classes are every Thursday at 7pm!!

After a few whiskeys, who cares.

The place is only barely 1,000 square feet, you know.

How about belly dancing lessons once per week.

How about belly dancing lessons once per week.

The Mrs. has that covered as well. 

How about belly dancing lessons once per week.

i think he said darts, didn't he?

and i'd like a masseur, too. neck, shoulder & footrubs.

i think we should all have slippers to wear once setting foot in this place.

some bennies i'd like to see

pets allowed, except for hawks that want to perch on your jawbone or fore head and peck the sweet sweet eye jelly out of your sockets

darts

and a female masseuse on staff - i'm going to say clothes on (for obvious reasons), neck and shoulders only and 5 min limit