ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
looks Maxwell forgot his Geico card

 RichardPrins wrote: 
Happy as a pig in a cop car...

Pig escapes, terrorizes entire town, craps in cop car - Boing Boing

Hawaii man impaled, killed by swordfish's bill
"They are very aggressive animals. If you mess with them they defend themselves pretty good."

If there were to be such a thing as karma, this is what it would look like...
Professional hunter trampled to death by elephant he was hoping to slay | World | News | Daily Express

 Proclivities wrote: 
thats a bargain. his hospital bill will cost his other arm and a leg. 

 Proclivities wrote: 
Nope, he didn't get "into the zone". He was waving from the wall to a tiger and was noticed by another tiger who probably saw a free lunch and took it. He didn't lose an entire arm though (only up to the elbow) before other visitors pulled him back to safety.

 RichardPrins wrote: 
So, let me see if I got this right: he scaled a wall into a "zone" of 500-pound alpha predators and only lost an arm?

Tiger at Gazipur safari park bites off visitor’s arm

Chimps down a drone (for a TV show) and film each other

 RichardPrins wrote: 
People don't, to put it simply, have a fucking clue how to live with monkeys. 

India Is Being Overtaken by Armies of Defiant Monkeys | VICE

Dutch town takes up umbrellas against rogue owl attacks

 RichardPrins wrote:Oh I thought this was the"Animal Reticence" thread. Obviously this isn't it.

Looks like the gopher spilled the beans. I'm impressed with the presence of the Mayor. Plus Spring!
All around it seems to a memorable day for all involved.

Groundhog bites Wisconsin mayor’s ear

 miamizsun wrote: 
Talk about an unnecessary warning. ::stomp::

American killed in fierce camel attack | New York Post

A 60-year-old American was killed by a camel which escaped from its pen and attacked him at a wildlife center he owned in the Mexican beach resort of Tulum, local emergency services said on Tuesday.

Richard Mileski, who was from the Chicago area, was found dead early on Monday, said Antonio Gomez, a Tulum emergency services spokesman.

“When we arrived, the people who were there said (the camel) got out of its stable and attacked him,” said Gomez. “It dragged him, climbed on top of him, was kicking him, biting him and sat on top of him.” (...)

 miamizsun wrote: 

I took that course in college, hearing it also brings back pleasant memories of my Meemaw and Papaw who used to say that to me all the time.

i had a nasty little encounter with one of these

had pain, swelling and difficulty breathing

required medical attention (because of the shortness of breath)

Never Touch Anything that Looks Like Donald Trump’s Hair

Asp Caterpillars are making news this week, so I thought I’d dispense some professional entomological advice: if it looks like The Donald’s hair, leave it alone.

Several different caterpillar species look like escapees from Trump’s noggin, and nearly all of them have urticating hairs. “Urticating” is a fancy way of saying highly irritating. (The jokes write themselves here, don’t they?)

Asp Caterpillars (Megalopyge opercularis) have a variety of nicknames: southern flannel moth, puss caterpillar, and the tree asp. They are considered the most highly venomous caterpillars in North America. The “hairs” of these caterpillars can break off and cause itching, but also hide an unpleasant surprise: sharp spines. The spines are connected to venom gland cells, and function like little hypodermic needles. The pain from injected venom is said to be intense, and lasts at least 12 hours.

Founder of Elephant Refuge Accidentally Crushed to Death by Elephants