Rooster Murders Man

Not really resistance, but....

Trophy hunter’s bones ‘turned to mush’ as 11ft alligator savages him

Suspected rhino poacher killed by elephant, eaten by lions in South Africa: authorities

"Indications found at the scene suggested that a pride of lions had devoured the remains, leaving only a human skull and a pair of pants," park authorities said.

The Cockroach Karate Kick that Fends Off Wasps

German couple narrowly escape death after beaver topples 20m-high tree onto yacht

 Proclivities wrote: 
Just what I was thinking.. it's kind of a shame he didn't quite get him full in the face.

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
I appreciate the seal's attitude, but what did the octopus get out of this exchange?

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
 

  Slapping someone with an octopus must be pretty satisfying.

There's No Stopping Toronto's "Uber-Raccoon"

Toronto has been called the "raccoon capital of the world."
The "trash pandas" — as they're (possibly) affectionately known — have been particularly adept at getting into Torontonians' garbage bins.
The raccoon scourge was bad enough that the city spent CA$31 million on "raccoon-resistant" organic green-colored waste bins in 2016. It was the latest assault in what Canadian media have called a "raccoon war."...

 R_P wrote: 
That's pretty great, but geez what a jerk

Zoo Monkeys Beat up Burglar, Leave Him With Multiple Injuries and Prison Sentence

Casford’s intention was to steal a monkey for his girlfriend, but he ended up in a physical fight with the small primates instead. The altercation left Casford with a broken leg, two broken teeth, a sprained ankle, multiple bruises and a prison sentence.

 cc_rider wrote: 

 miamizsun wrote: 
One of our cats learned how to open the doors at the new house in about ten minutes. Which would have been okay, but he taught the dogs how to do it too.
Lever door handles: seemed like a good idea at the time.
c.

 Red_Dragon wrote: 

looks like she has done this before

 haresfur wrote: 
I know, right?