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 oldviolin wrote: 

 miamizsun wrote:
 
Just who are you calling a marsupial, mister pocket swatch?

 oldviolin wrote: 

via GIPHY

 Red_Dragon wrote:
 
I can't remember exactly. That's where you took possession of the story...
 

 oldviolin wrote:
 

Wasn't that at band camp?

 Red_Dragon wrote:
 
Remember that time we were lost in the woods and it was dark and you were out of ammo and had lost your bayonet and we were surrounded by the enemy we had conjured up from bad dreams and I duct taped a butter knife to the barrel of your boom stick? That enemy was toast after that...

 miamizsun wrote:
 

ov

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
that depends

what do you see when you look under your bed at night?

and tells it to "Breathe, dammit, breathe".

 miamizsun wrote:

 oldviolin wrote: 

that's empathy right there

i mean who does cpr on a rubber chicken?

he can be my dog anytime

 Red_Dragon wrote:
 

Now would I do that?

 oldviolin wrote:
 

Are you threatening me?

 Red_Dragon wrote: 

are you judging me?

because if you are...

 miamizsun wrote:
 

I always knew you were a freak show.

i'm a self-admitted round earth conspiracy theorist

so there you have it

wail away