“I threatened Tony Abbott to shirtfront him about this issue… I’m so determined to give these people a voice… I am prepared to go and squirrel grip, the prime minister,” said Lazarus, according to The Australian.
“If that doesn’t work I’ve got other things up my sleeves such as the grapple tackle, the chicken wing and even the crusher tackle. If that doesn’t work I’m prepared to use the Hopoate tackles.”

Yer killing me! I cannot stop laughing!

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Posted: Jul 6, 2015 - 10:50pm

Just when you thought Australian politics couldn't get any weirder:

It’s Not Every Day An Australian Senator Threatens To Literally Finger The Prime Minister

“I threatened Tony Abbott to shirtfront him about this issue… I’m so determined to give these people a voice… I am prepared to go and squirrel grip, the prime minister,” said Lazarus, according to The Australian.
“If that doesn’t work I’ve got other things up my sleeves such as the grapple tackle, the chicken wing and even the crusher tackle. If that doesn’t work I’m prepared to use the Hopoate tackles.”

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Posted: Jul 1, 2015 - 6:21pm
haresfur wrote: I've only been to the whisky bar, but I could see trying to catch a sanger from a parachute. 10 Melbourne Things That Are Almost Too Hip to Be True Love. This.

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Posted: Jul 1, 2015 - 6:19pm
I've only been to the whisky bar, but I could see trying to catch a sanger from a parachute. 10 Melbourne Things That Are Almost Too Hip to Be True

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Posted: Jun 3, 2015 - 10:22pm
You know the cameraman was setting up our prime minister. The others are pretty good, too.

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Posted: May 23, 2015 - 6:02am
kurtster wrote: Don't know how many Ozzies are in the NBA, but we have one here in Cleveland and he is kicking ass and taking names ... Matthew Dellavedova Matthew Dellavedova on possibly starting for Kyrie Irving: 'I will be ready for whatever the team needs' There are 6 or 7 presently in the NBA, only one other is in the play-offs, Andrew Bogut from Golden State.

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Posted: May 22, 2015 - 7:23pm

kurtster wrote:

Don't know how many Ozzies are in the NBA, but we have one here in Cleveland and he is kicking ass and taking names ...

Matthew Dellavedova

Matthew Dellavedova on possibly starting for Kyrie Irving: 'I will be ready for whatever the team needs'

That's cool. I think it is great that sports are becoming more international. There is a down-side though - big news here when an Australian baseball player was killed in Oklahoma.

Basketball is a minor sport here but growing; Aussies will take part in practically any sport. My little suburb even has a baseball team.

We are also trying to recruit US basketball players for Australian Rules Football. Big strong blokes with good hands make good ruckmen. And the new generation who can run fast as well are changing the sport.

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Posted: May 22, 2015 - 6:46pm
Don't know how many Ozzies are in the NBA, but we have one here in Cleveland and he is kicking ass and taking names ... Matthew Dellavedova Matthew Dellavedova on possibly starting for Kyrie Irving: 'I will be ready for whatever the team needs'

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Posted: May 18, 2015 - 2:49pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: It's cute. Are we sure that's a top-level predator? Okay, I guess... yep. kind of like some of my ex girlfriends, cute but deadly.

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Posted: May 18, 2015 - 11:03am
haresfur wrote: Eastern Quolls To Be Finally Reintroduced To Mainland Australia After 50 Years It's cute. Are we sure that's a top-level predator? Okay, I guess...

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Posted: May 17, 2015 - 11:23pm
Eastern Quolls To Be Finally Reintroduced To Mainland Australia After 50 Years

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Posted: May 16, 2015 - 4:43am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: Yeah no thanks but almost as disturbing is that that's not an abnormal number of spiders to be about; you normally just don't see them... I heard that no human is ever more than 6 feet away from a spider.....ever! Don't know if that is true or not, heard it on an episode of Law and Order SVU.

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Posted: May 16, 2015 - 3:23am
NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: It was beautiful, he said. "But at the same time I was annoyed because ... you couldn't go out without getting spider webs on you. And I've got a beard as well, so they kept getting in my beard." Yeah no thanks but almost as disturbing is that that's not an abnormal number of spiders to be about; you normally just don't see them...

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Posted: May 16, 2015 - 2:24am
haresfur wrote: Raining spiders in Goulburn It was beautiful, he said. "But at the same time I was annoyed because ... you couldn't go out without getting spider webs on you. And I've got a beard as well, so they kept getting in my beard."

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Posted: May 16, 2015 - 1:20am
Raining spiders in Goulburn

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Posted: Apr 12, 2015 - 10:51pm

Manbird wrote:

My ex gf flew a goshawk there. I'm sure she did it legally because she a professional animal trainer and wouldn't jeopardize her career. She must have had a special license. I'm sure the wildlife organizations are allowed to fly them during rehab, etc. I think the guy she was with then worked for a zoo or something.

I saw a demo at a wildlife centre in Alice Springs (the Palm Springs of Australia?) so I'm sure there are options for that. I didn't think you could hunt though.

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Posted: Apr 12, 2015 - 9:11pm

haresfur wrote:

You wouldn't like it here, falconry is against the law. And they wonder why they have such a rabbit problem.

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Posted: Apr 12, 2015 - 8:29pm
Manbird wrote: I'm not really interested in fashion. You wouldn't like it here, falconry is against the law. And they wonder why they have such a rabbit problem.

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Posted: Apr 12, 2015 - 8:06pm
haresfur wrote: If you hung the plane upside down the sling would stay taught. I'm not really interested in fashion.

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