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JustJanis
Location: The Pacific Northwest Baby!!!! Gender:
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Mar 26, 2009 - 7:23am |
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oldslabsides wrote:In prisons - and this is true - in prisons, before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true! Well, they don't want you to get an infection. And you can see their point: wouldn't want some guy to go to hell and be sick. It would take a lot of the sport out of the whole execution.
~ Carlin
I miss George Carlin
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n4ku
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Mar 26, 2009 - 7:05am |
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Found Sentence: A new study reports that consuming large amounts of red meat, lightly marinated and flame-broiled to sizzling perfection, raises your chances of dying happy.
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Mar 22, 2009 - 7:50am |
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No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
~ Carlin
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Mar 22, 2009 - 7:47am |
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In prisons - and this is true - in prisons, before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true! Well, they don't want you to get an infection. And you can see their point: wouldn't want some guy to go to hell and be sick. It would take a lot of the sport out of the whole execution.
~ Carlin
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Mar 22, 2009 - 7:42am |
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First names can suggest how tough you are. Who would you want on your side in a bar fight? Arnold, Seymour, Jasper and Percy? Or Nitro, Hacksaw, Rhino and Skull?
And, guys, which women would you rather run into when you're out drinking: Lillian, Priscilla and Judith? Or Trixie Bubbles and Candy?
~ Carlin
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Mar 5, 2009 - 12:34pm |
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hobiejoe wrote: Ahhh, 750ml Shiraz, taken orally. And first sleep-over for Finn! Great fun.
750?? I better up the dosage. hang on a minute.
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hobiejoe
Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light. Gender:
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Mar 5, 2009 - 12:31pm |
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NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:.. the same way I sleep well every night? on that note.... Finn is sleeping at a friends tonight.. first time ever!!! Ahhh, 750ml Shiraz, taken orally. And first sleep-over for Finn! Great fun.
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Mar 5, 2009 - 12:22pm |
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hobiejoe wrote: Great. How am I going to sleep well tonight? .. the same way I sleep well every night? on that note.... Finn is sleeping at a friends tonight.. first time ever!!!
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hobiejoe
Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light. Gender:
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Mar 5, 2009 - 12:19pm |
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NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: I see a head... I see a whopping great pencil sharpener I see.. oh cripes. Great. How am I going to sleep well tonight?
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Mar 5, 2009 - 12:14pm |
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hobiejoe wrote: I've either got to sharpen up my own psychic woo-woo skillz. Or backscroll more. I see a head... I see a whopping great pencil sharpener I see.. oh cripes.
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hobiejoe
Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light. Gender:
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Mar 5, 2009 - 12:05pm |
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Alafia wrote:Not psychic; I read that yesterday I've either got to sharpen up my own psychic woo-woo skillz. Or backscroll more.
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Alafia
Location: the dojo Gender:
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Mar 5, 2009 - 12:02pm |
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hobiejoe wrote: Psychic posting! From yesterdays' Guardian:
Not psychic; I read that yesterday
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hobiejoe
Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light. Gender:
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Mar 5, 2009 - 11:59am |
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Alafia wrote: and don't stuff pets in bongs.
Psychic posting! From yesterdays' Guardian: Pet head? American fined for smoking bong containing cat • Man tried to calm pet down with cannabis smoke • 'Lots of people do this, I'm just the first to get caught' - Associated Press
- guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 4 March 2009 12.12 GMT
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Acea Shomaker, Shadow the cat and the bong. Photograph: AP A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a marijuana bong said he had done it on other occasions and it had calmed the cat down. Acea Schomaker of Lincoln, Nebraska, said he never intended to hurt six-month-old Shadow. Sheriff's deputies fined 20-year-old Schomaker for animal cruelty after responding to a domestic disturbance. Officers caught him smoking from a box-like contraption with Shadow inside the 30cm x 15cm base. Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, was fined for animal cruelty because she allegedly did not try to stop Schomaker, Sergeant Andy Stebbing said. Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat two months ago from friends who had abused it. Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch but he did not want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they did not take it to an animal shelter for fear it would be put down. Schomaker said he decided to use the bong because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces. "I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught." He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it calmed the cat. "Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said. The bong had a 30cm piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said the pipe was built in such a way that the cat did not get too immersed in smoke. Schomaker said police and animal specialists lectured him about why what he had done was cruel. He said he had learned from his mistake.
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Mar 5, 2009 - 11:57am |
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Alafia wrote: and don't stuff pets in bongs.
mmeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwweeeeee chirp
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Alafia
Location: the dojo Gender:
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Mar 5, 2009 - 11:54am |
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NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:Don't pat the sweaty thongs. Don't sweat in the pet's thongs. and don't stuff pets in bongs.
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Mar 5, 2009 - 11:51am |
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buzz wrote:Don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things.
- I. Dontno
Don't pat the sweaty thongs. Don't sweat in the pet's thongs.
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Leslie
Location: Antioch, CA Gender:
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Mar 5, 2009 - 10:41am |
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buzz wrote:Don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things.
- I. Dontno You dope.
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buzz
Location: up the boohai
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Mar 5, 2009 - 10:31am |
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Don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things.
- I. Dontno
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n4ku
Location: --... ...--
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Mar 5, 2009 - 5:51am |
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"In Seattle, you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." - Jeff Bezos, Amazon.com
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sirdroseph
Location: Not here, I tell you wat Gender:
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Feb 17, 2009 - 11:58am |
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"Truly original thoughts have long been extinct, but so few have been heard they bear repeating." That is actually mine......or is it?
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