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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:58am
 Proclivities wrote:
pumpkin pi



the only pumpkin pi(e)  I like
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Posted: Sep 14, 2020 - 1:11pm

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Posted: Jul 17, 2020 - 7:30am
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
haresfur

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Posted: Jul 16, 2020 - 5:16pm
haresfur wrote:

"We're going to need a bigger sieve"

damn autocorrect
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Dec 2, 2019 - 11:58pm
From the cricket commentary today:

Knock knock:  who's there?
Schrödinger
And you expect me to open the door?
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Posted: Apr 11, 2019 - 8:46am

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Posted: Jun 27, 2018 - 7:39am
Functional horns expressed in cattle
 
SeriousLee

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Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres
Posted: Jan 20, 2018 - 5:55am
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 1:47pm
There's some XKCD discussion down there so I went and read some recent ones and learned that 

Pound for pound, fireflies are brighter than the sun.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:24am
 Proclivities wrote:
Those fools...plus they neglected to write the soup of the day.
 
they probably got it from watching the big bang theory
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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:19am
 Lazy8 wrote:
 Proclivities wrote:


Ahem. Speed of light squared.

And divide by two. Plus an ellipsis is three dots, not two.

 
Those fools...plus they neglected to write the soup of the day.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:14am
 Proclivities wrote:
matter

Ahem. Speed of light squared.

And divide by two. Plus an ellipsis is three dots, not two.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:05am
matter
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Posted: Sep 23, 2017 - 8:25am

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 - 12:45pm
Drunk man gets hauled into jail,

 Cop asks, " What's yer name?"

"Joshua."

"Wait, not the same Joshua that made the sun stand still?"

"No, I'm the Joshua that made the moonshine still."
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Posted: Sep 15, 2017 - 3:28pm
 kctomato wrote:
"Have you heard the latest Fibonacci joke? It's so awful, it's as bad as the previous two, combined. "

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  {#Lol}
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Posted: Sep 15, 2017 - 12:38pm
"Have you heard the latest Fibonacci joke? It's so awful, it's as bad as the previous two, combined. "

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Posted: Apr 19, 2017 - 5:16pm
“If I were an enzyme I’d be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.”
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Posted: Mar 30, 2017 - 7:29am
The past, present, and future walked into a bar: it got tense.
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Posted: Aug 11, 2015 - 12:40pm
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