Tyrion Lannister: The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?
Lord Varys: In the Summer Isles, they worship a fertility goddess with sixteen teats.
Tyrion Lannister: We should sail there immediately.
Tyrion Lannister: The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?
Lord Varys: In the Summer Isles, they worship a fertility goddess with sixteen teats.
Tyrion Lannister: We should sail there immediately.
Stalin: You think I don't know? Stalin knows. I know what you say, what you do, who you screw. I know everything about you.
Alan Turing: Do you know why people like violence? It is because it feels good. Humans find violence deeply satisfying. but remove the satisfaction, and the act becomes... hollow.
Svetlana: <Referring to her pet fox> Why won't he come to me?
Nikolai Bukharin: A fox has a mind of his own... even a red fox.
Alan Turing: Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.
Project Leader: He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him. Starman: I do know the rules. David Laughlin: Have you recently had a close encounter? Roy Neary: I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important. Toby Neary: Dad, after this can we throw dirt in MY window?
Mark Shermin: Have people from your world been here before?
Starman: Before yes. We are interested in your species.
Reporter: I suppose you are just as scared as the rest of us.
Klaatu: In a different way, perhaps. I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason.
Spanish Priest: Don't go, son. Stay with us.
Dr Clayton Forrester: No, I'm looking for someone. She'll be in a church, standing by the door.
Toby Neary: Dad, after this can we throw dirt in MY window?
Starman: You are a strange species. Not like any other. And you'd be surprised how many there are. Intelligent but savage. Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you?
Klaatu: How did you know?
Starman: You are at your very best when things are worst.
Klaatu: We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill.
Ash: There is an explanation for this, you know.
Starman: I gave you a baby tonight.
Parker: Let's go over the bonus situation. We haven't - Can we just talk about the bonus situation?
Dirty Tricks #1: He looks like a Fifty-Fifty Bar!
Helen: You mean... he has the power of life and death?
Klaatu: No. That power is reserved to the Almighty Spirit. This technique, in some cases, can restore life for a limited period.
Toby Neary: Dad, after this can we throw dirt in MY window?
Major John Reisman: (Kinder has just finished a psychiatric evaluation of Reisman's troops) So what does that give you?
Capt. Stuart Kinder: Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives you just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!
Major John Reisman: Well, I can't think of a better way to fight a war.
Capt. Stuart Kinder: These people don't know their enemy is the Germans. They think the enemy is their own United States Army!
Major John Reisman: Maybe that's because the Germans haven't done anything to them yet.
Professor Winterhalter: All these newfangled machines. Fake! It proves nothing. In the old days, we used to do these things better. The man says he's paralyzed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. If he climbs out, then we know he's lying.
Specialist #1: And if he doesn't climb out?
Professor Winterhalter: Then we have lost the patient, but we have found an honest man.
Cheyenne: Harmonica, a town built around a railroad. You could make a fortune. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hey, more than that. Thousands of thousands.
