My first voyage around the Horn changed my life. We sailed from Bristol to Kowloon with a cargo of cotton gins, toothpaste tubes, and Right Said Fred CDs, and we came back with some pretty embarrassing memories and a lot of debt.
Well, I say âweâ, but since I was a stowaway and mostly just ate the crewâs meals while they were actually working, I didnât really have a lot to do with it. I did make some nice sketches of what they looked like sleeping, though.
My first voyage around the Horn changed my life. We sailed from Bristol to Kowloon with a cargo of cotton gins, toothpaste tubes, and Right Said Fred CDs, and we came back with some pretty embarrassing memories and a lot of debt.
Well, I say ”we”, but since I was a stowaway and mostly just ate the crew’s meals while they were actually working, I didn’t really have a lot to do with it. I did make some nice sketches of what they looked like sleeping, though.
To be fair, I guess I should probably stop lying to the courts and blaming my old third grade teacher for all the murders I did. But I’m a work in progress like everyone else, and sometimes I make mistakes. Let’s not blow it out of proportion, it’s not like I’m a convicted murderer.
If you’re ever kidnapped - and to be honest, I don’t recommend that you try it - you should probably not offer your captors “a Snapple and some Cheez-its from my pocket” instead of the sixty million dollars they’re asking for.
Everyone remembers the time I was naked at the big fancy holiday party and Mr. Gluberson told everyone I had been fired six months ago and he had no idea why I was even there.
No one remembers that Mr. Gluberson HAD A BIG MUSTARD STAIN RIGHT ON HIS TIE.
No no no Miss Numberson. You may be entitled to your own recipe but the pie in the sky feeds all clouds; just like its sibling the wind feeds all sails... Wait! What? No. Heyyy. Put that rolling pin down little lady!
ok now what? values, especially human values, reduce to facts facts about the well being of conscious creatures isn't this all we need to festoon a science of morality around the human/sentient being condition?
It's close to time to RELEASE THE CRACKLINS!!! Vegans and vegetarians can just rattle their Grape Nuts Anyone left has to get a doctors excuse form, filled out in triplicate...
OK, if everything observable in the known universe is matter, and in our reach for reason and the rational exercise in thought includes the many things that don't matter, does our reach encompass the known AND the unknown, or are we just whistling down the wind?
Another stretch of split rail and another crazy post Mind over matter and ghost to ghost what matters inside is what matters most fresh butter and honey on choices of toast A humble little dining car lest any should boast...
