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Posted: Oct 3, 2021 - 3:21pm
If Manbird ever asks to show you his French Tickler collection the best you can do is convince him no thanks because Veev told you all about it.

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Posted: Oct 1, 2021 - 3:37pm
Hey, don't forget: If you can smell Veev's fart, you have particles of his rectum inside you.

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Posted: Oct 1, 2021 - 9:42am
Oldv considers himself the resident expert on all things âscrotalâ. â¦just ask him.

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Posted: Sep 30, 2021 - 3:18pm
Oldviolin, with his incredible ramjet lung power, can clear any clog on any drain. His windpipe blast can blast out any blockage and leave your drain pipe fresh as granny's doily.

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Posted: Sep 30, 2021 - 1:19pm
Veev wrote a couple of joke books entitled "Bum Dumplings Vols.1 and 2". One review stated that "the gist fully captured the essence."

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Posted: Aug 16, 2021 - 1:43pm
I paid geoff_morphini $5 to help me find Waldo. What a rip! He didn't find him. Not even once.

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Posted: Aug 16, 2021 - 1:40pm
winter engages in fake outrage whenever a waiter brings him an oyster fork instead of a snail fork with his escargot.

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Posted: Aug 16, 2021 - 1:37pm
Manbird has linked all of his used elementary school dental retainers into a "dream catcher like" object that he hangs from his car rear view mirror.

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Posted: Aug 16, 2021 - 1:34pm
Winter found a cat skeleton under the cushion of a love seat he was selling on Craig's list and immediately increased the asking price by $10.

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Posted: Aug 16, 2021 - 9:11am
SFW made a nice living using his five massive nipples to generate steady carnival income. â¦this was all pre-COVID of course.

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Posted: Aug 13, 2021 - 5:02am
Itâs been 16 hours and 15 daysâ¦ and oldv has yet to clear the first screen of minesweeper. â¦nothing compares to him.

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Posted: Aug 6, 2021 - 8:55am
Ask Red-Dragon about his recent Server Employee Of The Month award at Hooters and watch him blush. Go ahead; ask him...

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Posted: Aug 3, 2021 - 5:55pm
winter wrote: Only Red_Dragon could find a way to turn a boil on his scrotum into an international incident. Because it was a Republican boil.

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Posted: Aug 3, 2021 - 4:36pm
winter wrote: Only Red_Dragon could find a way to turn a boil on his scrotum into an international incident. The horror and disgust have barely subsided in polite society. Talk about some nasty fig newtons. EW...

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Posted: Aug 3, 2021 - 4:04pm
Winter has become the adorable poster boy for putting pork on the fork...Get back soon, Winter! Chop! Chop!

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Location: in exile, as always
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Posted: Jul 31, 2021 - 10:37am
If someone could just give Lazy8âs custom makeup kit back, weâd all be grateful. I think weâve heard him sobbing about how much he misses âSmall Wonderâ enough for one decade.

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Posted: Jul 31, 2021 - 10:34am
The Russians have a word for sirdoseph. Which makes them a unique culture, since basically no one else bothers.

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Posted: Jul 31, 2021 - 10:33am
Nobody likes a mangy, flea-bitten rat with weeping sores and a swollen eye. Except Veev, who seems to like them a little too much, if you get my drift.

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Posted: Jul 31, 2021 - 8:25am
Look winterâ¦ this is the last damn time I will say it... âNO, I WILL NOT BEDAZZLE YOUR NEW IPHONE CASE!!!â Buy your own sequins, hot glue gun and do it your own f*cking self.

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Posted: Jul 30, 2021 - 8:26pm
Only Red_Dragon could find a way to turn a boil on his scrotum into an international incident.

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