If I have to hear Maryte tell me about the time she saw Leonard Cohen’s baby teeth one more time, I’m going to scream.

Don’t tell her I’ve chewed through the gag, though.

I saw sirdoseph counting cards at the casino the other day, which was odd because he was playing roulette. But I guess when you make your money on “homemade gravel” pyramid schemes, you don’t have to worry about that sort of thing.

”Look, you skin a cat your way and I’ll skin it mine,” Veev said. 

Okay, Veev, but that’s not a cat because it’s a watermelon. Also you’re standing there wearing only a Richard Simmons tank top and a creepy grin in the middle of the cafeteria and it’s kind of ruining Taco Tuesday.

We’d all like to believe Steeler didn’t cram all that cheese in his shorts, but … come on. Six pounds of Gouda doesn’t just go missing.

Oldviolin calls them “cocktail dresses”, but “vintage Burger King sacks from the 1980s” is more accurate.

People, please: SFW prefers the term “artisanal feces sculptor”.

I don’t want to say that Manbird prefers flatulent hamsters, but I don’t want to not say it, either.

Does anyone even remember how Islander got started selling used glue? Or why he keeps doing it now that we all know it’s just boogers?

 VV wrote:

Slacker

Did Manbirdio say he’s got a crack in his butt or his butt was cracked?
They got a Salve that at Wally World. 
BTW Does he have a pipe fitters union card?

Not even carbon 14's mom would date OV.

Instead of asking people what time it is, Veev tells them. 

Rather than take the time to ask buddy if he pooped himself... I just always assume it. 

nothing says "Summer" like SFW by the pool in a tube-top sipping on cold Mojito. 

A couple days ago I was going to pinch Islander's ass real hard... but I saw manbird was already doing it.
 
So I just headed to the bar for a beer figuring my day was done.

islander has two speeds: "slow" and "get the f*ck off my back WOMAN"! 

Ahhh, I remember the good 'ole days when the Unabomber and Manbird were damn near inseparable. 
 
Livin' in a shack, drinkin' beer, playing grab-ass and talkin' about all their enemies and how they were going to blow 'em all to hell.
 
  
 
Yeah... good times. 

 islander wrote:

"Apparently" Ha ha ha! Oh Em Gee! Ironic parody. 

 Manbird wrote:

hmmm... I apparently broke my toe the other day...  

Manbird can't tell a toe from a botocks. 

 haresfur wrote:

I think I ruptured his botocks.