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Posted: Nov 6, 2022 - 7:56am
Manbird wrote: Sucking on his teeth, VV slapped the shit out of his musky nut projection til the contractions stopped. â¦only way to do it.

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Posted: Nov 5, 2022 - 7:41pm
Sucking on his teeth, VV slapped the shit out of his musky nut projection til the contractions stopped.

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Posted: Nov 4, 2022 - 9:41pm
buddy always walks away from his alien abduction occurrences disappointed. He never feels that he gets probed deeply enough.

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Posted: Nov 4, 2022 - 9:29pm
Greta Thunberg once caught manbird screwing with her trash at the curb. Mixing the regular trash with the recyclables or dropping a deuce in the recycling can. Heck it could have been anything, who the f*ck knows?

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Posted: Nov 4, 2022 - 6:40pm
islander is going to buy all the ugly little kids at his orphanage chocolate covered 24 carat solid gold limpet mines for xmas. Not this xmas. the one that's in about 7 years.

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Posted: Nov 4, 2022 - 6:31pm
Manbird handed me a dollar, yelled "POWERBALL", then punched me in the groin. I'm going to sue him for 1.2 billion dollars.

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Posted: Nov 4, 2022 - 6:21am
When local police run out of leads on an important investigation, they often turn to geoff_morphini and his trusty dog Barkington to help them crack the case.

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Posted: Oct 24, 2022 - 1:44pm
It's Monday and you know what that means!... SFW's co-workers playfully ambush him in the men's room to administer the weekly atomic wedgie. Team-building at it's finest.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2022 - 4:54pm
maryte wrote: I thought it was "and sing songs ABOUT George Jones..." George Jones sings SFW, don't forget that. Very important.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2022 - 4:19pm
Seems like pert near every day OV got him a stinkin old turtle in his poke. Hey OV! Wachoo gone do with that turtle? Lay a egg on it?

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Posted: Oct 15, 2022 - 11:54am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: ...and sing George Jones songs, don't forget that. Very important. I thought it was "and sing songs ABOUT George Jones..."

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Posted: Oct 15, 2022 - 9:53am
VV wrote: All the bullies at SFWâs school always appreciated his willingness to drop into the fetal position at a momentâs notice. ...and sing George Jones songs, don't forget that. Very important.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2022 - 7:26am
All the bullies at SFWâs school always appreciated his willingness to drop into the fetal position at a momentâs notice.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2022 - 7:21am
Word to the wise. If manbird ever corners you at a cocktail party and insists that you look at his âguntââ¦ donât fall for it. Itâs a trick.

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Posted: Oct 14, 2022 - 7:28pm
Ja! Das Federal Judge appointed a Special Master to examine VV's gravy train before he schwipes it - in case he "accidentally" loses some top secret classified braunschmear. Eye's only, mein G-Man!

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Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 7:11pm
Nothing's more entertaining on a nice Fall evening than watching OV & manbird trying to figure out what the hell either of them are trying to say. Fruitless, yet relaxing.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 6:42pm
oldviolin wrote: did you mean globby? Because if you did... I think he meant global, or bloggy. One of those.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 3:27pm
Manbird wrote: buddy = gobby did you mean globby? Because if you did...

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Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 3:22pm
Manbird wrote: if someone runs up to you and spits on your arm, you can tell it's OV because of all the weird junk in the spit like mohican protozoans and Ameba the crime boss and that green stuff that come out of a snails butt and slim jims and stuff. Plus the screaming. never underestimate the power of a prognosticatin' quid...

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