It's Fiddler Crab Season! It's Trout Season! It's Chihuahua season! It's Cat Season! It's stir fried Hamster season!! Just shoot me J.D.!

 black321 wrote:

Always loved this bit.

 oldviolin wrote:

Wouldn't it be the ultimate Irony if all these laws banning Women's personal choice, Trump and J.D. Vance's misogyny ...
We get our first female President of the United States?  Maybe even a democratic trifecta!

 black321 wrote:

They're not? Dangit! I knew I should have been twitting all this time...

 oldviolin wrote:

hey man, not every discussion is about you

I came across as unhinged once. Then they tried to re hinge me and send me back across but I donned my sheep suit and mingled with all the sane sheep and waited for a blast from the foghorn...

 Beaker wrote:

making a few assumptions there little fella?
I'm not the one cheering people getting blown up, or shot. 

 black321 wrote:

Do you have any sense at all of just how unhinged you come across?

TDS is cureable.  Like alcoholism, those struggling with it must first be willing to try to escape its clutches.

 Beaker wrote:

So we can joke about pagers blowing people up,
but not about open season on chubby?
(just want to understand the joke rules)

 Proclivities wrote:

Oh, I think it's much more devious a plot than that!   Strong suggestion that the pagers were modified with some explosive component added - and remote detonated.  This has been done before - to a terrorist's cell phone - and it had the predictable result one can imagine as the phone is held to his ear ...   This event, was at scale!  2000+ pagers!  Had to be a deep plant set in motion months ago by getting them to switch their pagers out en masse.

 Beaker wrote:
Ah, yes, pagers can't be triangulated or tracked.

 Proclivities wrote:

Seems the Hez IT advisors are not especially imaginative in how they can get hacked/nuked/bombed!  

 Beaker wrote:
I figured medical personnel are pretty much the only people who use them anymore.

Welp.  Who knew pagers could still be useful!

 Antigone wrote:

yeah but...what?

Fuck. Cancer. 

choices

 kurtster wrote:

Just because you roll out a 45 year old sketch to use as part of a spew of insults to me does not make it any more acceptable. So what if you were quoting a bit about misogyny to use as part of your rant? It is still misogyny to use in the context of your post, even if it came from some pop culture reference. You were trying to insult me by calling me a slut among all the other things. So stop pretending you are so innocent.

Like it was totally innocent to bring up Obama that you claimed was unrelated to the topic of the presidential debates where it was posted and where you were the one to post the meme with trump, springfield, cats and ducks. 

You don't even have the courage to stand behind your statements, but keep trying to weasel out and pretending you were only joking, didn't really mean what you said, and are just woefully misunderstood and persecuted.

 haresfur wrote: 
For the last time, your knowledge of the US and well known references are totally lacking.

You need to get over yourself and move on.

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