Paris Olympics
- kurtster - Jul 27, 2024 - 8:19am
What inspires you?
- thisbody - Jul 27, 2024 - 8:13am
NYTimes Connections
- Bill_J - Jul 27, 2024 - 7:58am
Name My Band
- DaveInSaoMiguel - Jul 27, 2024 - 7:57am
Wordle - daily game
- islander - Jul 27, 2024 - 7:51am
NY Times Strands
- Bill_J - Jul 27, 2024 - 7:46am
Trump
- Isabeau - Jul 27, 2024 - 6:59am
Positive Thoughts and Prayer Requests
- Isabeau - Jul 27, 2024 - 6:55am
Today in History
- Red_Dragon - Jul 27, 2024 - 6:54am
How Empires Fall
- sirdroseph - Jul 27, 2024 - 6:50am
Damn Dinosaurs!
- Proclivities - Jul 27, 2024 - 6:45am
Israel
- thisbody - Jul 27, 2024 - 6:41am
Define Reality
- oldviolin - Jul 27, 2024 - 6:36am
Russia
- thisbody - Jul 27, 2024 - 6:32am
J.D. Vance
- thisbody - Jul 27, 2024 - 1:34am
what the hell, miamizsun?
- oldviolin - Jul 26, 2024 - 9:59pm
260,000 Posts in one thread?
- oldviolin - Jul 26, 2024 - 9:54pm
Outstanding Covers
- KurtfromLaQuinta - Jul 26, 2024 - 9:19pm
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
- oldviolin - Jul 26, 2024 - 8:56pm
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •
- oldviolin - Jul 26, 2024 - 7:14pm
Lyrics that strike a chord today...
- oldviolin - Jul 26, 2024 - 7:12pm
What the hell OV?
- oldviolin - Jul 26, 2024 - 6:59pm
Song of the Day
- oldviolin - Jul 26, 2024 - 6:39pm
WHY am I so addicted to chocolate???
- kcar - Jul 26, 2024 - 6:25pm
Yellowstone is in Wyoming Meetup • Aug. 11 2007 • YEA...
- KurtfromLaQuinta - Jul 26, 2024 - 3:59pm
Bug Reports & Feature Requests
- DrLex - Jul 26, 2024 - 3:02pm
Things You Thought Today
- GeneP59 - Jul 26, 2024 - 2:33pm
July 2024 Photo Theme - Summer
- fractalv - Jul 26, 2024 - 8:18am
Project 2025
- rgio - Jul 26, 2024 - 5:38am
Radio Paradise Comments
- Coaxial - Jul 26, 2024 - 5:01am
As California Goes, So Goes The Rest Of The Country
- kurtster - Jul 25, 2024 - 9:48pm
Neoliberalism: what exactly is it?
- Steely_D - Jul 25, 2024 - 8:24pm
What makes you smile?
- Steely_D - Jul 25, 2024 - 8:18pm
Poetry
- oldviolin - Jul 25, 2024 - 6:50pm
Things that piss me off
- Manbird - Jul 25, 2024 - 5:50pm
Electronic Music
- Manbird - Jul 25, 2024 - 5:45pm
your music
- Manbird - Jul 25, 2024 - 5:37pm
Joe Biden
- Beaker - Jul 25, 2024 - 5:10pm
Photos you have taken of your walks or hikes.
- NoEnzLefttoSplit - Jul 25, 2024 - 11:56am
USA! USA! USA!
- R_P - Jul 25, 2024 - 10:48am
The War On You
- Isabeau - Jul 25, 2024 - 9:31am
The Obituary Page
- Antigone - Jul 25, 2024 - 8:43am
Get the Quote
- black321 - Jul 25, 2024 - 8:06am
Rhetorical questions
- oldviolin - Jul 25, 2024 - 6:36am
Message To Lucky
- oldviolin - Jul 25, 2024 - 6:22am
SCOTUS
- Red_Dragon - Jul 24, 2024 - 7:56pm
2024 Elections!
- black321 - Jul 24, 2024 - 5:56pm
Song from the TV series
- Steely_D - Jul 24, 2024 - 3:49pm
songs that ROCK!
- thisbody - Jul 24, 2024 - 10:17am
Lyrics that are stuck in your head today...
- thisbody - Jul 24, 2024 - 9:39am
Song stuck in your head?
- thisbody - Jul 24, 2024 - 9:29am
Play the Blues
- thisbody - Jul 24, 2024 - 9:24am
Songs with a Groove
- thisbody - Jul 24, 2024 - 9:04am
Climate Change
- R_P - Jul 24, 2024 - 8:54am
RightWingNutZ
- Steely_D - Jul 24, 2024 - 8:21am
favorite love songs
- thisbody - Jul 24, 2024 - 8:21am
Jam! (why should a song stop)
- thisbody - Jul 24, 2024 - 7:49am
Amazing animals!
- thisbody - Jul 24, 2024 - 12:47am
Vinyl Only Spin List
- kurtster - Jul 23, 2024 - 11:18pm
Kamala Harris
- haresfur - Jul 23, 2024 - 8:38pm
Mixtape Culture Club
- KurtfromLaQuinta - Jul 23, 2024 - 7:34pm
Musky Mythology
- R_P - Jul 23, 2024 - 5:32pm
YouTube: Music-Videos
- Antigone - Jul 23, 2024 - 3:28pm
Animal Resistance
- R_P - Jul 23, 2024 - 1:54pm
Race in America
- R_P - Jul 23, 2024 - 12:15pm
What Makes You Laugh?
- geoff_morphini - Jul 23, 2024 - 11:42am
New Music
- KurtfromLaQuinta - Jul 23, 2024 - 11:00am
Poetry Forum
- Isabeau - Jul 23, 2024 - 8:18am
Sampled
- R_P - Jul 22, 2024 - 6:51pm
Live Music
- thisbody - Jul 22, 2024 - 4:29pm
• • • What Makes You Happy? • • •
- thisbody - Jul 22, 2024 - 4:04pm
Kamala Harris
- kurtster - Jul 22, 2024 - 4:02pm
Europe
- thisbody - Jul 22, 2024 - 3:48pm
Got my Goat
- thisbody - Jul 22, 2024 - 3:02pm
Best wishes
- thisbody - Jul 22, 2024 - 2:20pm
|
Index »
Radio Paradise/General »
General Discussion »
260,000 Posts in one thread?
|
Page: 1, 2, 3 ... 1253, 1254, 1255 Next |
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 26, 2024 - 9:54pm |
|
Aerodynamics
I'll wager a railroad penny Abe Lincoln's ghost is haunting a log cabin somewhere in Kentucky. Probably got a mule and a goat or two opaquely wondering around the vicinity. Maybe some laying hens. I think there might be ducks. Definitely no free range chickens. Dude living across the road in the boarded up Sinclair station keeps all the killing chickens. There's no gas to pump but he does sell buffaloed wings by the bucket list and gumball/novelty machine refills by the case, cart, truck, or freight car. The joint is like a big chicken coop with a dinosaur sign out front.
If you figure that one out just dial 1-800-MANBIRD and ask for a guy named Cletus. He will take care of you from there. If he's out frog gigging and it goes to voicemail, channel your best
Kermit and sing him a lullaby followed by a stork or pelican joke. .
P.S. Vote no for cream corn. Also, stow your bird when not in use. It'll make sense later. Everything will.
C'mon! It's just words!
|
|
winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 26, 2024 - 7:37pm |
|
the first woman to float an apple in a flagon of tea was Celia d'Crickette, an earthworm-tamer and derogatrix from Oregon.
|
|
winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 26, 2024 - 7:33pm |
|
in case of emergency, break glass, stop bleeding, treat cuts, and rethink life.
|
|
winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 26, 2024 - 7:33pm |
|
a spider's heart is a fickle thing; small, ill-suited for space travel, and largely made of marzipan.
|
|
winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 26, 2024 - 7:31pm |
|
it's true what they say.
spiders can hear most colors and see a few sounds.
a wolf-pack consists of a council of wise elders, a war chief, three forensic accountants, and a French-certified jester.
most sunflower stings are non-fatal. the exception is the viper sunflower, known in France as "radis Reine", which can kill a man or three and a half horses within six hours.
bees will not sing in the presence of jellyfish, Whigs, or plumbers.
the first bathing suit for men was designed in 1874 by Guillaume de Pastorali, a pipe-fitter and part-time parrot from Poughkeepsie.
if a Belgian woman buttons an even number of buttons on her shirt, she is automatically a candidate for provincial office.
King Louis IX was forbidden by papal edict to speak the sentence, "Peter Papist picked a peck of pickled Protestants". However, his mistress documented that he often said it during intimate moments between them.
The birthday cake for Winston Churchill's dog Rufus weighed three stone, two dice, and half a lampshade.
the first bar trivia game took place between Christopher Marlowe's "Canterbury Crits" and Walter Raleigh's "Potato Terrors" in a bar near what is now Milan.
a man wearing two top hats is a sure omen of increased interest rates. in Renaissance times, such men were generally derided, debrided, and left to cool on the windowsill.
the sexual practices of the common garden gnome are unspeakable, and Arthur Conan Doyle's vividly graphic depictions of them are locked in a vault under Windsor Castle until the year 2399.
if all the uranium on earth were to be simultaneously ignited, it would be shocking because it is not all stored in the same place.
every octopus for the last 150 million years has had an irresistible craving for Mexican wedding cookies.
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 26, 2024 - 7:18pm |
|
Agashed, I rolled over onto the sidewalk and drew a hopscotch game. The knife wound cooperated but my damn bum knees just laughed at me.
Ohhh! Aghast!!! Never mind.
|
|
winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 26, 2024 - 7:08pm |
|
once upon a time there was a time, and there was upon it only once. and that once timed upon a there, which was there, and the end was ever happily after, and the story was done - a rare thing, a lovely thing, but only a thing.
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 25, 2024 - 6:30am |
|
...anyhow, if you ever make it to the moon and the cheese really is green I would give a long consideration before eating any of it...
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Jul 18, 2024 - 8:43pm |
|
...You will have to be really really really really strong. Now, who wants chocolate milk?
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Apr 16, 2024 - 10:10am |
|
I'm working on a project. I don't really know what I'm doing. I realize on frequent inner levels of perception that I don't have the factual knowledge I need for full on engagement outwardly so the intuitive elements take over and I navigate an all-sense encompassing slipstream into a painting of a vessel I once saw hanging in an abandoned house. Well, the painting wasn't actually there but you could tell where it had been hanging by the brighter space on those dirty peeling walls. I remember stepping back for a moment, peering beyond darker shores and standing there on those beaches painting a solemn shell, and framing it for eternity.
lol
j/k
not
|
|
GeneP59
Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday. Gender:
|
Posted:
Apr 10, 2024 - 8:15am |
|
Itâs just a jump to the Left!
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Apr 8, 2024 - 5:59pm |
|
A total eclipse of the sun is a black hole wherein you get a Moontan...
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Apr 6, 2024 - 3:10pm |
|
winter wrote:
pain makes fools of the wise, cowards of the strong, and bolognas of the pig.
Indeed! So where's the beef?
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Apr 6, 2024 - 11:10am |
|
What the beerswallow, barhoppers! Who wrote that crap? Love songs? Cut to the chase, Horatio! Does truth actually exist or is truth decided by the collective spoils and let consequences be the door prize? Truth is an ideal, not an absolute. People have to agree on the definition and purpose of exactly what a truth even is. But Proof? Rhymes real purty and has something to show for for all the wailing and gnashing. Well hell boys, let's think about this here thing for a second...
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Jan 21, 2024 - 1:22pm |
|
...I mean, what is a good love song for if not to break apart harsh reality hiding behind irresponsible, dare I say, irrepressible persuasiary and made up wordkin...
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Jan 19, 2024 - 9:00am |
|
To dither or to druther. That is the question...
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Dec 30, 2023 - 9:05am |
|
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity...
|
|
Lazy8
Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana Gender:
|
Posted:
Dec 29, 2023 - 1:52pm |
|
A philosopher invited me over to admire his model railroad set, but all it had was a single trolley car with two straight tracks and one switch.
|
|
geoff_morphini
Gender:
|
Posted:
Dec 29, 2023 - 12:39pm |
|
pffft, this thread has only a little more than 25,000 posts, such an exaggeration...
|
|
oldviolin
Location: esse quam videri Gender:
|
Posted:
Dec 29, 2023 - 11:10am |
|
It was a cold and gloomy New Years Day. That night, the sun shone brightly like inspiration under an iceberg. The wind howled and for once I felt full sailed...
|
|
|