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Posted: Sep 13, 2023 - 9:54am
Today in history! Gas was detected emanating from the nether regions of Geoff Morphiniâs southern hemisphere where Exxon is laying claim to create a pipeline to its production facilities. When asked the spokesman said âthis could be the resource that will power us into the next millenniumâ.

Beez

Location: Lookout Mountain, Alabama
Gender: Female

Posted: Sep 11, 2023 - 10:02am
GeneP59 wrote: Have you thought of Cloning? I don't want to do that to the world. lol

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Posted: Sep 11, 2023 - 8:22am
Look I don't want to alarm anyone, but there are smells coming off of islander so foul that "cutting off my nose to spite my face" doesn't sound like a bad option right now.

GeneP59

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Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday.
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 11, 2023 - 7:27am
Beez wrote: There ain't but one of me. What do these people expect? Have you thought of Cloning?

Beez

Location: Lookout Mountain, Alabama
Gender: Female

Posted: Sep 11, 2023 - 7:16am
geoff_morphini wrote: GeneP59 made his early money smuggling banana slugs in his shorts. He now just does it for fun. I literally can't breathe right now....

Beez

Location: Lookout Mountain, Alabama
Gender: Female

Posted: Sep 11, 2023 - 7:15am

VV wrote:

Look.... if you were expecting Beez to should up at you place this weekend for your weekly ass-kicking keep these things in mind:

Beez is a busy woman
The asses she has to kick has increased appreciably in '23 vs '22
There are only so many hours in a day

Don't worry, you will be bumped to the top of the list this coming weekend.

There ain't but one of me. What do these people expect?

lily34

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Location: GTFO
Gender: Female

Posted: Sep 11, 2023 - 5:46am
Manbird wrote: That's called being a smooth operator.

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Posted: Sep 11, 2023 - 5:44am
Look.... if you were expecting Beez to should up at you place this weekend for your weekly ass-kicking keep these things in mind: Beez is a busy woman The asses she has to kick has increased appreciably in '23 vs '22 There are only so many hours in a day Don't worry, you will be bumped to the top of the list this coming weekend.

GeneP59

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Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday.
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 9, 2023 - 10:57am
VV wrote: https://www.tvtv.us/ma/lowell/...This was supposed to be the 286th consecutive day of SFWâs streak of being âappropriately touchedââ¦ â¦.and then GeneP59 had to go and ruin it all. Yup Rude, Crude, and Socially Unacceptable. And I got a stack of restraining orders to prove it.

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Posted: Sep 9, 2023 - 7:05am
This was supposed to be the 286th consecutive day of SFWâs streak of being âappropriately touchedââ¦ â¦.and then GeneP59 had to go and ruin it all.

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Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 9, 2023 - 12:16am
VV wrote: haresfur's secret shame? He once showed up at a Phish concert. ...sober Yeah, but that doesn't mean I left that way

Manbird

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Location: Owl Creek Bridge
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 5:22pm
VV wrote: Most days manbird sits in a corner of his room listening to Sade and quietly weeps as he punches a pillow constantly muttering "not fair, not fair, not fair". So sad. That's called being a smooth operator.

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Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 3:58pm
haresfur's secret shame? He once showed up at a Phish concert. ...sober

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Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 2:41pm
Hey congrats are in order as this is the 285th consecutive day where SFW has been appropriately touched.

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Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 2:40pm
In grade school, parents would line up in their cars hoping to take a shot at VV as he went through the crosswalk. It was fully sanctioned by the school, and town.

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Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 2:37pm
Don't be fooled.... geoff_morphini is as dumb as he looks.

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Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 2:36pm
GeneP59 made his early money smuggling banana slugs in his shorts. He now just does it for fun.

geoff_morphini

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Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 2:34pm
VV has a Tucker Carlson poster on the ceiling over his bed, gross!

geoff_morphini

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Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 2:33pm
haresfurâs idea of a romantic night, you and him in a warm bath, heâll make the bubbles

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Posted: Sep 8, 2023 - 2:01pm
Most days manbird sits in a corner of his room listening to Sade and quietly weeps as he punches a pillow constantly muttering "not fair, not fair, not fair". So sad.

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