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The Vapors — Turning Japanese
Album: New Clear Days
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Released: 1980
Length: 3:41
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I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote, "I love you," I wrote "Me, too"
I sit there staring, and there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color, your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round myself
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You got me turning up and turning down
I'm turning in, I'm turning round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round myself
I want a doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You got me turning up and turning down
I'm turning in, I'm turning round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so (Think so, think so, think so)
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
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Oh, William, William, it was really nothing
William, William, oh-oh-oh-oh

Apparently the actual lyric is "psyched lone ranger" rather than "cyclone ranger" which makes slightly more sense given the song is about loneliness and masturbation. 
 vatt wrote:
Deep Purple - Woman From Tokyo, then The Vapors - Turning Japanese.
Only on RP. 🚀

Same here, two years later. Woman from Tokyo then Turning Japanese.  
 joejennings wrote:

Overplayed when it came out and I didn't care for it! For some reason, I like it now! I guess I'm getting senile in old age! LOL!


Maybe you're turning...oh never mind. 
Today's top story people are randomly turning Japanese ahhh I just turned Japanese!!!!!!!!! 
 joejennings wrote:


Actually, about masturbation!  LOL!   ...still racist    



In the late 60s & early 70s, there was a major ongoing joke about this in my high school.
 Johnny_Alpha wrote:

Why all the comments zbout racism?
<<<<<<<it's punk having a wank ... !!



Punk?? Really?
 MKoMOne wrote:
You still don't get it...do you??
Racism has nothing to do with it....LOL....


Actually, about masturbation!  LOL!   ...still racist    
You still don't get it...do you??
Racism has nothing to do with it....LOL....
 CamLwalk wrote:

I'm not "triggered".  I'm not offended.  I can take a joke as much as the next guy.  But the thing is, equating the physical appearance of Japanese people with masturbation just isn't nice.  It's disrespectful.  There's WAY too much anti-Asian sentiment these days so maybe we could deep-six this, frankly, not very interesting pop song.



I think you're making false assumptions about the lyrical content of this song.  I'm guessing you heard a rumor and just believed it to be true without a second thought.
 jamesganda wrote:

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

I am not sure about these lyrics. Japanese have sex and fun just like everyone else. 



<whisper> It's not actually about Japanese people </whisper>
there was a certain dance to this song. 

As to avoid personal embarrassment, I won't go into descriptive  details.  
This is the most commercial release of the Vapors, and not their best. I think their other music never got the airplay it deserved... If you have chance listen to "Here comes the judge" or "Jimmie Jones". There is also a nice set of The Vapors recordings from John Peel's archive on Spotify... But I am a big fan, so I might be biased ;-)
 Johnny_Alpha wrote:

Why all the comments zbout racism?
<<<<<<<it's punk having a wank ... !!


Because of guilty consciences... nuff said.
Deep Purple - Woman From Tokyo, then The Vapors - Turning Japanese.
Only on RP. 🚀
Brings back memories, Makes me happy and want to dance. Great pop song
Little known fact:  The Vapors' first two albums, New Clear Days and Magnets, are both excellent through and through.  Sometimes I wonder if having this one hit didn't hurt them more than it helped. 
 Ipse_Dixit wrote:

"I'm  offended therefore I am."
- Rene Descartes (2020)



Soooooooooooooooooooooo true these days.  Sigh.
Overplayed when it came out and I didn't care for it! For some reason, I like it now! I guess I'm getting senile in old age! LOL!
onanism

I'm not "triggered".  I'm not offended.  I can take a joke as much as the next guy.  But the thing is, equating the physical appearance of Japanese people with masturbation just isn't nice.  It's disrespectful.  There's WAY too much anti-Asian sentiment these days so maybe we could deep-six this, frankly, not very interesting pop song.
cringe
This song came out when the mini-series (remember those?) Sho-Gun was on and half North America was immersed in Japanese culture. Hence the song, or so I always thought.
I'm a fan of this version with Kirsten Dunst, both the song and the video 
I can't be bothered to read all the comments, but the ones about racial appropriation are very wide of the mark.
This song is about a facial expression sometimes found on onanists.
Cringey.  In more ways than one.
 thewiseking wrote:

Oh.....we did! I recall it involved some sort of Pogo mash up
 
I broke my arm and had a heavy plaster cast from the tips of the fingers to my elbow.  I remember bounding around on the dance floor (accidentally) bashing people because you just couldn't help it.
 jelgator wrote:

Wow.  3 down votes for Samurai Jack.  What is wrong with this world....
 

Bloody animated gifs is what.
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Another overplayed song, NEXT
The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) recently banned "Fairytale of New York" by The Pogues  on the grounds that it was offensive.  (They may as well have banned Christmas itself !).  What's the bet they've also banned this classic beaut from the 80s !?.

Thank goodness for stations like Radio Paradise that just play music because it's great music, and to hell with all this political correctness BS !.  

Thanks Bill and Rebecca.  Long may you continue to do exactly what you're doing.
Add this to endless list of songs that are wildly filthy but got lots of mainstream attention because the language was just vague enough.
A 1980 Dr. Demento staple!
 Johnny_Alpha wrote:
Why all the comments zbout racism?
<<<<<<<it's punk having a wank ... !!
 
"I'm  offended therefore I am."
- Rene Descartes (2020)
Like Neue Deutsche Welle in the 1980s. 

https://www.bing.com/videos/se...
 LoudshirtsBand wrote:
The Gospel according to Wikipedia:
Songwriter David Fenton explains: "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect to."
The repeated lyrical refrain of "I think I'm turning Japanese" was widely believed by Americans to describe an
orgasm induced by masturbating, but actually was intended to describe teen angst or alienation after a romantic breakup.
 

Riiiiigggghhhhht... 
The Gospel according to Wikipedia:
Songwriter David Fenton explains: "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect to."
The repeated lyrical refrain of "I think I'm turning Japanese" was widely believed by Americans to describe an
orgasm induced by masturbating, but actually was intended to describe teen angst or alienation after a romantic breakup.
 
idiot_wind wrote: But try dancing to this song.

thewiseking wrote:


Oh.....we did! I recall it involved some sort of Pogo mash up
 
We be slammin' in the early '80s!
 maxvonevil wrote:
 
Wow.  3 down votes for Samurai Jack.  What is wrong with this world....
 ace-marc wrote:
Yet another antagonistic remark.
You were clearly bullied as a child.
Please refrain until you get help .
 
Was "antagonistic" your Word Of The Day recently?  Unfortunately, your recognition of antagonism is as poor as your long-distance psychoanalysis skill.

Here, let me give you a better example.  There are plenty of people who post here who think their opinions on music are universal, and express them as some sort of unquestionable fact.  A subset of those keep trying to change RP to match their particular taste, rather than just skip what they don't like.  There's even one particular mouth-breather who, despite not being registered at RP that long, told Bill that he should consult with *him* on music choices, if you can believe such a thing.  That's a lot more like antagonism than what you cited here.
 dwhayslett wrote:

It appears the real (albeit somewhat oblique) meaning of the lyrics has passed you by.
 

Yet another antagonistic remark.
You were clearly bullied as a child.
Please refrain until you get help .
 haljordan wrote:

Nope, it's pretty obvious. The singer is referencing the face he makes while masturbating as the stereotype of the way white people think Asians look. Again - see Mickey Rooney's racist Asian face imitation in Breakfast at Tiffany's. 

It seems to me that there is a big difference between a white actor crudely playing a cliched, stereotype caricature of a Japanese man throughout a two-hour film (which you have mentioned twice), and a one-off song which may reference an adolescent idiom.   But maybe there isn't that much of a difference depending on one's point of view.   Anyhow, for what it's worth, the band has long denied that the song title had anything to do with that more popular explanation.
 dwhayslett wrote:

It appears the real (albeit somewhat oblique) meaning of the lyrics has passed you by.
 
Nope, it's pretty obvious. The singer is referencing the face he makes while masturbating as the stereotype of the way white people think Asians look. Again - see Mickey Rooney's racist Asian face imitation in Breakfast at Tiffany's. 
I love this song Play it more please
Why all the comments zbout racism?
<<<<<<<it's punk having a wank ... !!
 haljordan wrote:

I came to check whether anyone else had commented on this song regarding racism. I think it is a fair criticism (think Mickey Rooney's Asian-face role in Breakfast at Tiffany's). My guess is that it would already have been pulled from rotation if it referenced other more prevalently derided racial stereotyping.   
 
It appears the real (albeit somewhat oblique) meaning of the lyrics has passed you by.
 RobRyan wrote:
We had a Japanese/African American receptionist who brought suit against my firm for alleged harassment based on race. I was deposed and was questioned about the fact that she heard this song played by RP which I usually have on at my desk.

I love the American Civil Justice system.

Not. 
 
I came to check whether anyone else had commented on this song regarding racism. I think it is a fair criticism (think Mickey Rooney's Asian-face role in Breakfast at Tiffany's). My guess is that it would already have been pulled from rotation if it referenced other more prevalently derided racial stereotyping.   
 bluematrix wrote:
Was just reading a comment on the Vampire Weekend song before this where the poster said "life t'is but a vapor" and the song changed to this!
 
That was my comment!  That is funny.  You think Bill did that on purpose?  That would be some really subtle inside play.  Probably just a coincidence.
 MassivRuss wrote:
Only Bill would play this right after Ravel's "Bolero". And we all know exactly why.

 

Was just reading a comment on the Vampire Weekend song before this where the poster said "life t'is but a vapor" and the song changed to this!
Amadeus
One trick pony, but a pretty good trick!
Once again, great memories for the WIN 10!
interesting that I don't see any references in the comments to what "turning Japanese" is a euphemism for...
 
 
 
 


Bananas!  More bananas!!
Ha, I forgot how fun this song is....another oldie for the 2 year old granddaughter and I to "bob out" with lol
Apparently this song went down really well when the band were touring - especially in Japan!
The rest of the album is actually pretty good, too, though you almost never hear other tracks from it. (hint hint)
 thewiseking wrote:

Oh.....we did! I recall it involved some sort of Pogo mash up
 
Yup , It Did,,,,,, and it was fun
Flashback to school discos. Ruth where are you now!
Only Bill would play this right after Ravel's "Bolero". And we all know exactly why.

This song came out at the peak of the incredibly popular Shogun Miniseries on TV, by no coincidence.
We (everyone watching) were all turning Japanese back then...the series was in Japan and we were hooked on all things Japanese. 
(at least all things according to the mini-series)
I still remember the first time I heard this
a local radio station that was fairly new at the time, KLPX
had The Virgin Vinyl Show every Thursday night
songs that were brand new
this was one of them
I thought it was pretty weird at the time ( I was only 19)
but I still really like it
This song needs to be followed by My Sharona by The Knack.....same era, same college dance tape.
8>9, for bringing back the memories I really need right now...
 h0n0rb wrote:
Is that Michael Fish?
 
No its his Japanese counterpart Mikado Sushi.



 Webfoot wrote:


LowPhreak wrote:
 Webfoot wrote:

I REALLY DISLIKED THIS SONG THEN, BUT NOW I REALLY LIKE IT!

It's because you're turning Japanese.



Are you accusing me of cultural appropriation?!  I really think so.

 


This song utterly confounds my tween, heh. We old people have certainly seen -and danced to- some cool music...
Ah, The Vapors. One of the late seventies / early bands that is underrated to this day. Turning Japanese is a fun tongue in cheek song, but the B side of that singe "Here comes the judge" shows the real band...
Sitting in my gallery in Kyoto after 34 years in Japan via California this is rather wild to listen to; who knew that the first time I heard this I'd end up from where I pen this. :)
 idiot_wind wrote:
But try dancing to this song. 

 
Oh.....we did! I recall it involved some sort of Pogo mash up
The song's writer and lead singer, Dave Fenton, is a solicitor (attorney) in London.
 AbileneTexas wrote:

Now that's funny!

 

LowPhreak wrote:
 Webfoot wrote:

I REALLY DISLIKED THIS SONG THEN, BUT NOW I REALLY LIKE IT!

It's because you're turning Japanese.



Are you accusing me of cultural appropriation?!  I really think so.
But try dancing to this song. 
 (Banned) wrote:
Funny, I was thinking the same thing.  I think Katy Perry would consider it "cultural appropriation".

Yet another reason to ignore Katy Perry.
I knew I had heard it before and first thought of Devo...
 BCarn wrote:
I'm sure the over politically correct pablum pukers would have issue with this song would it have come out today.
BUT....'twas a great tune for the times! 

 
Funny, I was thinking the same thing.  I think Katy Perry would consider it "cultural appropriation".
I'm sure the over politically correct pablum pukers would have issue with this song would it have come out today.
BUT....'twas a great tune for the times! 
at the very beginning I thought it was the Cars {#Eyes}
all is good now 
 Jota wrote:


and I bring it back and condemn your post to the Outhouse of History for arrogantly believing your taste is the de-facto standard by which all others are judged!  Always a fatal error of mindset.

 
Seconded.

I'm pretty sure that in the outhouse of history truth is subjective.
Not a bad choice for St. Valentine's Day.

Should we expect A Souvenir of Londonto make an appearance today?  
such happy memories
 clive369 wrote:
Perfect pop music ...  even after 36yrs

 
Thing is, a lot of the songs on this album play better than this track and hardly anyone ever listened to them. Bill! Play "60 Second Interval" sometime. Or "Spiders". Or "Letter from Hiro".
 bstevens1951 wrote:
Everybody has this album. Who bought the follow-up? Besides me?{#Bananajam}

 
Not me. Truth told I remember thinking it didn't  have much on it appart from this single. 
awesome memories !
 LowPhreak wrote:
 Webfoot wrote:

I REALLY DISLIKED THIS SONG THEN, BUT NOW I REALLY LIKE IT!

It's because you're turning Japanese.

 
Now that's funny!
 Webfoot wrote:

I REALLY DISLIKED THIS SONG THEN, BUT NOW I REALLY LIKE IT!

 
It's because you're turning Japanese.
Perfect pop music ...  even after 36yrs
 scrubbrush wrote:
This song is 36 years old... my God... where does the time go?

 
I hear ya !
This was blast to dance to. Just the opposite of hippie dancing to the Dead.

Ya had to be nimble!
This song is 36 years old... my God... where does the time go?
Great song but I will always think of SCTV and Jerry Todd introducing us to Todd Monroe's version of this song.{#Cheesygrin}
 aspicer wrote:
REALLY disliked the song then, needless to say it is even worse now. {#No}

 
I REALLY DISLIKED THIS SONG THEN, BUT NOW I REALLY LIKE IT!
Looks like there's room on top.
thanx 4 the laughs RP
How about following up this song with Rush's "A Passage to Bangkok"?? {#Cheesygrin}
 Kilroy wrote:
Thought of this song yesterday while driving through Japantown with my daughters. Almost started singing it, but they would have thought me a psycho.... Such a classic.

 
Yer just a little uptight. Fly that freak flag and show the kids how it's done!
REALLY disliked the song then, needless to say it is even worse now. {#No}
Today's tobacco free cigarettes give a whole new meaning to the name of this band.  
Everybody has this album. Who bought the follow-up? Besides me?{#Bananajam}
Thought of this song yesterday while driving through Japantown with my daughters. Almost started singing it, but they would have thought me a psycho.... Such a classic.
 misterbearbaby wrote:

{#Ass} Before you condemn an entire decade to the Outhouse of History, you must at least listen to this song! I listened carefully and I condemn the 1980's to the Outhouse of History!  



 

and I bring it back and condemn your post to the Outhouse of History for arrogantly believing your taste is the de-facto standard by which all others are judged!  Always a fatal error of mindset.

{#Ass} Before you condemn an entire decade to the Outhouse of History, you must at least listen to this song! I listened carefully and I condemn the 1980's to the Outhouse of History!  


 slowhand wrote:
WXYC Chapel Hill NC...smoke another bowl!

 
Pass the wasabi and soya sauce...
WXYC Chapel Hill NC...smoke another bowl!
Where are they now?

 A solicitor who specializes in music law, frontman David Fenton has apparently retired from his days as a music creator and performer to concentrate on legal aspects of the music industry.

Edward Bazalgette has since become a television director, credits including a 2005 BBC documentary about Genghis Khan.

Howard Smith now runs People Independent Records in Guildford, the band's home town.


One from the VERY, VERY early days of MTV, almost a novelty item then, and what strikes me now as a terrific rock'n'roll song.
1980 - Turning Japanese... {#Cheesygrin}
2014 - Stones in My Passway....{#Eyes}
The best Wankers in the world.
 
 govna wrote:

Amen. Go big or go Japanese.

 
Best RP comment I have read in years! Seriously laughing out loud.


Classic one hit wonder that they'll make money from their whole lives!
 Rafter101 wrote:
If you're going to be a one-hit wonder, do it with an AWESOME song like this...

 
Amen. Go big or go Japanese.
A great guilty pleasure. 

Love it!  Classic


It was and still is brilliant.   A TEN for the hell of it.
 

skiamigo wrote:
Used to play this on my Radio McGill (CIUT) radio show back in 1980-82
Brilliant! 

 


If you're going to be a one-hit wonder, do it with an AWESOME song like this...
I just love singing this song! It so silly!! {#Dance}
A not-so-guilty pleasure. Just a fun summer song. (We all know what "turning Japanese" means, right?)
 ottovonb wrote:
Ha!...Seriously?...Well now, THIS was a fun break in the action...I like it.

Heckman what's next?
Uhh..."Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voo-Doo !?    {#Dancingbanana_2}  
 
I certainly hope so ....