Paul Simon — The Afterlife
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After I died, and the makeup had dried, I went back to my place
No moon that night, but a heavenly light shone on my face
Still I thought it was odd, there was no sign of God just to usher me in
Then a voice from above, sugar coated with Love, said, "Let us begin."
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
OK, a new kid in school, got to follow the rule, you got to learn the routine
Woah, there's a girl over there, with the sunshiny hair, like a homecoming queen
I said, "Hey, what you say? It's a glorious day, by the way how long you been dead?"
Maybe you, maybe me, maybe baby makes three, but she just shook her head...
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
Buddah and Moses and all the noses from narrow to flat
Had to stand in the line, just to glimpse the divine, what you think about that?
Well, it seems like our fate to suffer and wait for the knowledge we seek
It's all his design, no one cuts in the line, no one here likes a sneak
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
After you climb, up the ladder of time, the Lord God is here
Face to face, in the vastness of space, your words disappear
And you feel like swimming in an ocean of love, and the current is strong
But all that remains when you try to explain is a fragment of song...
Lord is it, be bop a lu la or ooh poppa do
Lord, be bop a lu la or ooh poppa do
Be bop a lu la
No moon that night, but a heavenly light shone on my face
Still I thought it was odd, there was no sign of God just to usher me in
Then a voice from above, sugar coated with Love, said, "Let us begin."
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
OK, a new kid in school, got to follow the rule, you got to learn the routine
Woah, there's a girl over there, with the sunshiny hair, like a homecoming queen
I said, "Hey, what you say? It's a glorious day, by the way how long you been dead?"
Maybe you, maybe me, maybe baby makes three, but she just shook her head...
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
Buddah and Moses and all the noses from narrow to flat
Had to stand in the line, just to glimpse the divine, what you think about that?
Well, it seems like our fate to suffer and wait for the knowledge we seek
It's all his design, no one cuts in the line, no one here likes a sneak
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
You got to fill out a form first, and then you wait in the line
After you climb, up the ladder of time, the Lord God is here
Face to face, in the vastness of space, your words disappear
And you feel like swimming in an ocean of love, and the current is strong
But all that remains when you try to explain is a fragment of song...
Lord is it, be bop a lu la or ooh poppa do
Lord, be bop a lu la or ooh poppa do
Be bop a lu la
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do all his songs sound the same?
I find this album hit or miss, despite impressive musicianship, there are some excellent tracks and some that don't really work that well. This is not one of them. It's got a great groove, ironic and humorous lyrics [in the face of death]. I'm quite confused how RP listeners can't get this past a "6.3"..? 
so, so
Paul, go funk el self
Paul, go funk el self
Paul Simon is fine I believe but his music is overplayed, esp. this song.
Such marginal music from Paul. Why not play some other non-hits that are far superior? Anything from Hearts and Bones, One Trick Pony or Rhythm of the Saints is NECESSARY music if you're a fan!
Finafek wrote:
I wish Paul and all the other artists would end their "making music we are comfortable with" and return to following their muses again. But hey. Ya can't have everything.
Important message to all U2s, REMs and all the other standstill artists. Thanks Finafek
I wish Paul and all the other artists would end their "making music we are comfortable with" and return to following their muses again. But hey. Ya can't have everything.
Important message to all U2s, REMs and all the other standstill artists. Thanks Finafek
thewiseking wrote:
I wish Paul and all the other artists would end their "making music we are comfortable with" and return to following their muses again. But hey. Ya can't have everything.
I wish Paul would end his "experimenting with the music of other cultures" and become a simple singer songwriter with an acoustic guitar again.
I wish Paul and all the other artists would end their "making music we are comfortable with" and return to following their muses again. But hey. Ya can't have everything.
Dgradeworkunit wrote:
What? You've never seen Beetlejuice?
I had not envisioned the afterlife as being quite so... umm... bureaucratic.
What? You've never seen Beetlejuice?
Nice
Squeezebox
Work !
Squeezebox
Work !
thewiseking wrote:
And damn that David Bowie for abandoning his Ziggy Stardust persona!
Man, he coulda milked that one for decades!
I wish Paul would end his "experimenting with the music of other cultures" and become a simple singer songwriter with an acoustic guitar again.
And damn that David Bowie for abandoning his Ziggy Stardust persona!
Man, he coulda milked that one for decades!
thewiseking wrote:
I'm on the opposite end of that. I liked Paul before Graceland but I didn't really pay him much attention before it.
I really enjoy his experiments and they've been a gateway for me to listen to a wider mix of music than I likely would have without the experiments pointing me in a few directions.
I wish Paul would end his "experimenting with the music of other cultures" and become a simple singer songwriter with an acoustic guitar again.
I'm on the opposite end of that. I liked Paul before Graceland but I didn't really pay him much attention before it.
I really enjoy his experiments and they've been a gateway for me to listen to a wider mix of music than I likely would have without the experiments pointing me in a few directions.
Sloggydog wrote:
I don't wish to piss on your chips, but I think the version of Man of Constant Sorrow you referred to was sung by Dan Tyminski of Union Station. :/
Only yesterday I found out that Mr Simon who I will be seeing for the first time ever in a couple of weeks is going to play the album Graceland from cover to cover. I simply don't remember being this excited. Then as if that wasn't enough Alisson Krauss and Union Station have Jerry "the man of constant sorrows" Douglas with them for Mr Simon's warm up. I had to take my pants off with a spatula I was so excited.
I don't wish to piss on your chips, but I think the version of Man of Constant Sorrow you referred to was sung by Dan Tyminski of Union Station. :/
I wish Paul would end his "experimenting with the music of other cultures" and become a simple singer songwriter with an acoustic guitar again.
now those are great lyrics
Only yesterday I found out that Mr Simon who I will be seeing for the first time ever in a couple of weeks is going to play the album Graceland from cover to cover. I simply don't remember being this excited. Then as if that wasn't enough Alisson Krauss and Union Station have Jerry "the man of constant sorrows" Douglas with them for Mr Simon's warm up. I had to take my pants off with a spatula I was so excited.
Quick glimpse to see who this was I thought I read After the Fire. Ouch...Time to go back to work....
Man, I think Paul has truly become a dog that's lost his bite. I really think this last album is weak - I've been tempted to "sucko-barfo more than just this track.
Come on Paul clever up!!! I still believe in you.
Come on Paul clever up!!! I still believe in you.
its going to the beat!Surprisingly annoying.
romeotuma wrote:
Hope Paul Simon's next album is better... he set standards too high for himself with all his magnificent previous albums...
Goodness gracious, romeotuma! Are you feeling a bit under the weather today? This is the first negative comment I have ever seen you write. Hope you feel better soon.
For the record, I like this album a lot.
pax
Hope Paul Simon's next album is better... he set standards too high for himself with all his magnificent previous albums...
Goodness gracious, romeotuma! Are you feeling a bit under the weather today? This is the first negative comment I have ever seen you write. Hope you feel better soon.
For the record, I like this album a lot.
pax
Great tune from an excellent album. A bit shocked by the average rating for this tune?
This album made a very long trip to the PRC bearable. Thanks for playing it.
Finally heard all the lyrics tonight - hilarious riff on this subject! Love it, Paul's got the perfect sardonic touch.
The instruments, sound & production value here are a lot better than the actual song or Paul's singing...
Love this album. He's still got it.
I like this album a good deal and he was on sparkling form when he played here in Tel Aviv last month. He seemed to be enjoying his band and the scorching evening heat. Not bad for a man in his 70s.
And here I thought Vampire Weekend had some new Paul Simonish stuff up again. Huh.
..bull
This one is quickly getting old. 
Lord is it Be Bop A Lu La or Ooh Poppa Do* ?
*I think this is a lyric transcription error, and should be Ooh Poo Pah Doo
*I think this is a lyric transcription error, and should be Ooh Poo Pah Doo
WonderLizard wrote:
Paul Simon and Woody Allen meet up in Midtown and compare notes...
...in a bar, where they run into a pirate, who is drinking beers with Franz Kafka and an Irish-Catholic priest.
Paul Simon and Woody Allen meet up in Midtown and compare notes...
...in a bar, where they run into a pirate, who is drinking beers with Franz Kafka and an Irish-Catholic priest.
handyrae wrote:
That's Paul's way.
Actually, this is quite catchy. Maybe not groundbreaking but I love the rhythm and electric guitar work.
I like it, but I'd like it more if it weren't so darned perfectly polished.
That's Paul's way.
Actually, this is quite catchy. Maybe not groundbreaking but I love the rhythm and electric guitar work.
Right - so live it up while you're here
vandal wrote:
I had not envisioned the afterlife as being quite so pedestrian and boring. . .
Dgradeworkunit wrote:
I had not envisioned the afterlife as being quite so pedestrian and boring. . .
I had not envisioned the afterlife as being quite so... umm... bureaucratic.
I had not envisioned the afterlife as being quite so pedestrian and boring. . .
So the afterlife is a lot like this life, then. Perfect.
I had not envisioned the afterlife as being quite so... umm... bureaucratic.
scrubbrush wrote:
Paul Simon and Woody Allen meet up in Midtown and compare notes.
So this is the new album!!! excellent.
the lyrics speak to me: "you gotta fill out a form first, and then you wait in line"
the lyrics speak to me: "you gotta fill out a form first, and then you wait in line"
Paul Simon and Woody Allen meet up in Midtown and compare notes.
I like it, but I'd like it more if it weren't so darned perfectly polished.
thanks for sharing that insight lol black321 wrote:
never really been a fan.
jayoung1000 wrote:
:shrug: Age has nothing necessarily to do with it. George Winston knocked my socks off (and his own! :)) in concert last year with material he wrote thirty years ago.
When you get around 70 you'll know. rp1125 wrote:
how can sound so good on record and so god awful live?
:shrug: Age has nothing necessarily to do with it. George Winston knocked my socks off (and his own! :)) in concert last year with material he wrote thirty years ago.
Digging this.
rdo wrote:
Good observation
It sounds a bit like he is imitating his great imitators Vampire Weekend.
Good observation
What GREAT lyrics - never thought about it like that.
I look foward to April 12 - the NEW ALBUM
I look foward to April 12 - the NEW ALBUM
I've just got to bust a puff with this dude some day...
This song is really growing on me...nice one, Paul!
Isn't this song really "Land of a Thousand Dances"? Only slower and not exciting.
never really been a fan.
It sounds a bit like he is imitating his great imitators Vampire Weekend.
*yawn*, next song please!
New album from Paul and 2 new from Edie in 2011. Bout' time...
I have a feeling that the knowledgeable musicians out there would say this is pretty formulaic, but I really like it! Real foot tapper.
And who can't relate to 'you gotta fill out a form first and then stand in line'?
And who can't relate to 'you gotta fill out a form first and then stand in line'?
Yeah!!! Paul's back
Good to see something new.
I have serious problems with him, but he makes some very cool music, I think
I love this!
I love this!
When you get around 70 you'll know. rp1125 wrote:
how can sound so good on record and so god awful live?
Nothing new or different from PS here.
Sounds like something left over from one his more recent earlier albums.
Sounds like something left over from one his more recent earlier albums.
So this is the new album!!! excellent.
the lyrics speak to me: "you gotta fill out a form first, and then you wait in line"
the lyrics speak to me: "you gotta fill out a form first, and then you wait in line"
Great feel .. but you wouldn't expect any less from Mr. Simon. I do miss the amazing
harmonies he and Art put down. (so long long ago)
harmonies he and Art put down. (so long long ago)
how can sound so good on record and so god awful live?
Agreed. Me likey. haljordan wrote:
Hooray! New Paul Simon!
didn't think I recognized this song.
Hooray! New Paul Simon!