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Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
nasty
Yeah it is.
The Church remains silent on the vexed question of Transubstantiation when it comes to Chocolate Jesii.
Yes. But the correct term is Jebusii.
Hearing this makes me excited that there might be a Tom Waits track after this one.
nailed it, laptopdog. well done.
There's something even better about a bunch of Black men singing about how they prefer a "Chocolate Jesus." Let's face it, Jesus has been whitewashed by Europeans for millenia and his perception is far to "Vanilla." It's nice to have another angle to look at. And tasty too.
Waits said he was inspired to write this song after his father-in-law tried to get him into Testamints, candy with a cross printed on it and a Bible verse on the wrapper. Tom wrote the song about the logical next step.
So, bible people, look to your own before crucifying Tom or Beth about this. https://www.rollingstone.com/m...
The Church remains silent on the vexed question of Transubstantiation when it comes to Chocolate Jesii.
Waits said he was inspired to write this song after his father-in-law tried to get him into Testamints, candy with a cross printed on it and a Bible verse on the wrapper. Tom wrote the song about the logical next step.
So, bible people, look to your own before crucifying Tom or Beth about this. https://www.rollingstone.com/m...
GFP, that was a truly outstanding commentary... Thank you!
What are you on about?
Oh Jesus do I love chocolate!
Break out the bottle of Jesus
Plug in the black light rosary
Somebody's waiting to save me
She is someone that has dealt with drug addiction & bi-polar disorder, but has gotten through it with religion and transcendental meditation. I think she already has an alternative, yet completely legitimate view on her salvation, even before she sings this song.
Look after the king of R n R
Get Behind the Mule
Break out the bottle of Jesus
Plug in the black light rosary
Somebody's waiting to save me
She is someone that has dealt with drug addiction & bi-polar disorder, but has gotten through it with religion and transcendental meditation. I think she already has an alternative, yet completely legitimate view on her salvation, even before she sings this song.
is it an entertaining, artistic, talent showing vehicle? erm.... maybe in the same way twinkle twinkle little star is.
i give it a 2 and wouldn't miss it.
What are you on about?
Yes! I had to look at the artist bc I thought it was Amy. Miss her terrible.
long lasting FUN!
provocation? sure, i see it. there's that one for open minds to dance and celebrate freedom/creativity in the broad light of day. There may be another calling narrow minded thought from the tunnels of darkness, judgement and bigotry to dance along.
But here's the one I think you're afraid of - the one that calls the closed and blinded to shelter further, deeper in to their fear and darkness, to some day fade and never be missed; buried alive. dude that would totally suck.
fyi stuey.. it's not a rejection of faith to dance. or just bury yourself under fear and hatred if that works for ya.
it is most definitely entertaining and it's artistic. Music is a winged vehicle of consciousness not subject to the chains of religious dogma. so drop your guilt chains and whips mr. slave trader, or move along.
In fact he did joke. For example, one is recorded in John 1:47 when he meets Nathaniel, although it doesn't translate well to English and you have to understand the context and the history of Israel to get it. But it is a pretty good, ironic joke. He also enjoyed spending time with some fun loving people. He displayed many emotions and great love throughout his time on Earth. He did not however have a tolerance for sin and hypocrisy. While Jesus does have a sense of humor, I think there is obviously a line of poor taste in humor when it comes to referring to God in irreverent terms, and I believe that this song crosses that line.
From the peanut gallery in "Sarah Palin's Hometown".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydESXqIOyHw
i've just discovered that its actually a cover - "Plastic Jesus" is an American folk song written by Ed Rush and George Cromarty in 1957. - Wikipedia)
"that piece of fish was good enough for ...."
is it an entertaining, artistic, talent showing vehicle? erm.... maybe in the same way twinkle twinkle little star is.
i give it a 2 and wouldn't miss it.
provocation? sure, i see it. there's that one for open minds to dance and celebrate freedom/creativity in the broad light of day. There may be another calling narrow minded thought from the tunnels of darkness, judgement and bigotry to dance along.
But here's the one I think you're afraid of - the one that calls the closed and blinded to shelter further, deeper in to their fear and darkness, to some day fade and never be missed; buried alive. dude that would totally suck.
fyi stuey.. it's not a rejection of faith to dance. or just bury yourself under fear and hatred if that works for ya.
it is most definitely entertaining and it's artistic. Music is a winged vehicle of consciousness not subject to the chains of religious dogma. so drop your guilt chains and whips mr. slave trader, or move along.
Now THIS is blasphemy!
is it an entertaining, artistic, talent showing vehicle? erm.... maybe in the same way twinkle twinkle little star is.
i give it a 2 and wouldn't miss it.
In fact he did joke. For example, one is recorded in John 1:47 when he meets Nathaniel, although it doesn't translate well to English and you have to understand the context and the history of Israel to get it. But it is a pretty good, ironic joke. He also enjoyed spending time with some fun loving people. He displayed many emotions and great love throughout his time on Earth. He did not however have a tolerance for sin and hypocrisy. While Jesus does have a sense of humor, I think there is obviously a line of poor taste in humor when it comes to referring to God in irreverent terms, and I believe that this song crosses that line.
Some amanuensis could write a good line, anyway.
In fact he did joke. For example, one is recorded in John 1:47 when he meets Nathaniel, although it doesn't translate well to English and you have to understand the context and the history of Israel to get it. But it is a pretty good, ironic joke. He also enjoyed spending time with some fun loving people. He displayed many emotions and great love throughout his time on Earth. He did not however have a tolerance for sin and hypocrisy. While Jesus does have a sense of humor, I think there is obviously a line of poor taste in humor when it comes to referring to God in irreverent terms, and I believe that this song crosses that line.
OK. Fair nuff. It is understandable (even blatantly obvious) how this song can be superficially offensive to the devout, but it can be construed in a few other ways that are not necessarily blasphemous. In fact, quite the opposite! Examining the lyrics more carefully (it really doesn't take much effort), this could be about
- a follower of Jesus ... in his "own special way". He has rejected church (who could quarrel with that given the moral turpitude that clergy have indulged in over the years, just to mention one thing) and opts for worshiping Jesus by ingesting him in the form of something sweet that really makes him physically feel good (in a way church and the teachings of the Bible never could). Moreover, it can not be just any old candy bar (no Abba-Zaba or Almond Joy): it has to be a chocolate Jesus, which is "better than a cup of gold"! (Now what televangelist would turn down a cup of gold?)
- how absurdly superficial worship has become and how so many people (if not all) worship in their own way. No two religious views are identical and most often skewed to one's own benefit, to put one's self in a better light than others, to make one's self simply feel better in spite of all their shortcomings and sins.
- the commercialization of religion in the form of Jesus replicas, even crucified on pendant chains, wrapped "up in cellophane": the marketing of religion and religious worship and its allure to the gullible consumer-worshiper!
- how the capitalist market economy in general knows no limits when in comes to making money: anything, everything, everyone (past, present or future) has become fair game in 21st century globalization madness.
This is what Waits's song is touching on for me, not poking fun at Jesus, but, true-to-form and -art, making poignant statements on society and human idiosyncrasies of the time.
Do you think Jesus had a sense of humor at all? Did Jesus ever laugh? Tell a joke? Be ironic? Self-depricating in jest? Did he fart and keep a straight face? Did he ever experience anything that made him breakout in raucous laughter?
Or did his Dad not endow him with any capability to experience joy whatsoever?
I wonder...
In fact he did joke. For example, one is recorded in John 1:47 when he meets Nathaniel, although it doesn't translate well to English and you have to understand the context and the history of Israel to get it. But it is a pretty good, ironic joke. He also enjoyed spending time with some fun loving people. He displayed many emotions and great love throughout his time on Earth. He did not however have a tolerance for sin and hypocrisy. While Jesus does have a sense of humor, I think there is obviously a line of poor taste in humor when it comes to referring to God in irreverent terms, and I believe that this song crosses that line.
Like stegokitty said, you apparently have your religions confused. If this song were about Chocolate Mohammad she'd probably have a long line of people willing to rush at her with bombs strapped to their bodies.
As it is, as a Christian I'm not fond of this song. Giving the benefit of the doubt, I find it irreverent at best. I tend to think though that it is blasphemous, which is quite serious. I am not however calling for anyone's demise over it, and neither is anyone else as far as I know. Instead, I pray that God will show these people the error of their ways so that they may repent and put their trust in the actual Jesus who offers everlasting salvation from the punishment from our sins (including the sin of blasphemy) through His death on the cross and resurrection from the dead. Then we can spend eternity together worshiping and thanking Him.
Do you think Jesus had a sense of humor at all? Did Jesus ever laugh? Tell a joke? Be ironic? Self-depricating in jest? Did he fart and keep a straight face? Did he ever experience anything that made him breakout in raucous laughter?
Or did his Dad not endow him with any capability to experience joy whatsoever?
I wonder...
Like stegokitty said, you apparently have your religions confused. If this song were about Chocolate Mohammad she'd probably have a long line of people willing to rush at her with bombs strapped to their bodies.
As it is, as a Christian I'm not fond of this song. Giving the benefit of the doubt, I find it irreverent at best. I tend to think though that it is blasphemous, which is quite serious. I am not however calling for anyone's demise over it, and neither is anyone else as far as I know. Instead, I pray that God will show these people the error of their ways so that they may repent and put their trust in the actual Jesus who offers everlasting salvation from the punishment for our sins (including the sin of blasphemy) through His death on the cross and resurrection from the dead. Then we can spend eternity together worshiping and thanking Him.
Me too! Loved 'em, although sometimes the taffy was crunchy instead of chewy, which we sometimes didn't mind.
Wikipedia even makes reference to its inclusion in Tom Wait's song.
Really, RP, "Anna Zabba"? Pullease correct your lyrics source, would ya?
On what planet?
Apparently you've confused Christianity with Islam.
I agree; this is a good cover. I like how Beth and Joe add their own touches - spooky and gritty.
One of the defining experiences of my life was going to a school that was part of the project to bus students from nearby communities for the social engineering purpose of forced integration. It was a disaster at my school. I saw racism and cruelty (I was frequently bullied by our new classmates, which was the type of thing that triggered racist backlashes). It caused the famous "re-segregation" and "white flight". That school is no longer a school.
I got hooked with I'd rather go blind, but sinners's prayer, and I'll take care of you, wow!
Yep, I totally agree. An enjoyable collaboration.
I got hooked with I'd rather go blind, but sinners's prayer, and I'll take care of you, wow!
Bill, what's up with the play counter? Is it working?
Isabeau wrote:
marvelous cover... love it...
Amazing. He blew me away!!
You said it! Give this one a rest please.
lshinkawa wrote:
agreed, the original deserves the rotation more than this cover.
Mmmm...Chocolate Jebus!
lshinkawa wrote:
Good thing Christians turn the other cheek. Wonder how a "Chocolate Muhammad" tune would fly? A Chocolate Muhammad Ali song might be cryptic enough.
As an Orthodox Christian, I don't find it offensive, given its whiskey-sodden Tom Waits origin. (At least that's the image he projects.)
Good thing Christians turn the other cheek. Wonder how a "Chocolate Muhammad" tune would fly? A Chocolate Muhammad Ali song might be cryptic enough.
Uh, nope!
Amen!!!
2 Joe B's today and I'm converted
I thought that at first. Beth can belt out a song, for sure!
More enjoyable than the song.
That could be the only real one!
More enjoyable than the song.
Very nasty and why do it?
You question literally answers itself.
If your cover of a Tom Waits song isn't nasty, you're probably not doing it right. The exception, of course, being "Long Way Home," which is an uncharacteristically sweet song for Waits.