[ ]   [ ]   [ ]                        [ ]      [ ]   [ ]

Trump - Steely_D - Jun 3, 2024 - 2:26pm
 
King Crimson - Steely_D - Jun 3, 2024 - 2:25pm
 
Radio Paradise Comments - GeneP59 - Jun 3, 2024 - 2:24pm
 
June 2024 Photo Theme - Eyes - ptooey - Jun 3, 2024 - 1:52pm
 
Wordle - daily game - NoEnzLefttoSplit - Jun 3, 2024 - 1:02pm
 
Bug Reports & Feature Requests - q4Fry - Jun 3, 2024 - 12:15pm
 
NY Times Strands - ptooey - Jun 3, 2024 - 12:00pm
 
2024 Elections! - R_P - Jun 3, 2024 - 10:19am
 
Art Show - Red_Dragon - Jun 3, 2024 - 10:01am
 
Your favourite conspiracy theory? - Beaker - Jun 3, 2024 - 8:00am
 
NYTimes Connections - ptooey - Jun 3, 2024 - 7:24am
 
Cryptic Posts - Leave Them Guessing - Proclivities - Jun 3, 2024 - 7:06am
 
Today in History - Red_Dragon - Jun 3, 2024 - 5:42am
 
Beer - Red_Dragon - Jun 3, 2024 - 5:20am
 
Snakes & streaming images. WTH is going on? - rasta_tiger - Jun 2, 2024 - 7:31pm
 
Automotive Lust - R_P - Jun 2, 2024 - 4:24pm
 
Mixtape Culture Club - KurtfromLaQuinta - Jun 2, 2024 - 3:59pm
 
Ukraine - R_P - Jun 2, 2024 - 3:07pm
 
songs that ROCK! - thisbody - Jun 2, 2024 - 12:01pm
 
Israel - R_P - Jun 2, 2024 - 9:34am
 
Song of the Day - Proclivities - Jun 2, 2024 - 8:14am
 
Republican Party - Red_Dragon - Jun 1, 2024 - 8:34pm
 
Things You Thought Today - Manbird - Jun 1, 2024 - 4:36pm
 
Live Music - buddy - Jun 1, 2024 - 3:39pm
 
RP on Twitter - R_P - Jun 1, 2024 - 2:47pm
 
Football, soccer, futbol, calcio... - thisbody - Jun 1, 2024 - 10:20am
 
Photos you have taken of your walks or hikes. - Isabeau - May 31, 2024 - 1:22pm
 
What Did You See Today? - Isabeau - May 31, 2024 - 1:15pm
 
ONE WORD - thisbody - May 31, 2024 - 10:39am
 
Climate Change - ColdMiser - May 31, 2024 - 8:10am
 
May 2024 Photo Theme - Peaceful - Alchemist - May 30, 2024 - 6:58pm
 
What makes you smile? - Beaker - May 30, 2024 - 5:46pm
 
Human Curated? - Ipse_Dixit - May 30, 2024 - 2:55pm
 
Evolution! - R_P - May 30, 2024 - 12:22pm
 
favorite love songs - thisbody - May 30, 2024 - 11:25am
 
USA! USA! USA! - R_P - May 30, 2024 - 11:04am
 
Sonos - konz - May 30, 2024 - 10:26am
 
Economix - ColdMiser - May 30, 2024 - 7:52am
 
Fascism In America - R_P - May 29, 2024 - 11:01pm
 
You might be getting old if...... - Bill_J - May 29, 2024 - 6:05pm
 
Science in the News - black321 - May 29, 2024 - 11:56am
 
Roku App - Roku Asterisk Menu - RPnate1 - May 29, 2024 - 11:15am
 
Geomorphology - NoEnzLefttoSplit - May 29, 2024 - 10:56am
 
Baseball, anyone? - ScottFromWyoming - May 29, 2024 - 8:07am
 
The Obituary Page - Steve - May 29, 2024 - 5:49am
 
Name My Band - DaveInSaoMiguel - May 29, 2024 - 3:55am
 
Notification bar on android - tjux - May 28, 2024 - 10:26pm
 
Interviews with the artists - dischuckin - May 28, 2024 - 1:33pm
 
RightWingNutZ - R_P - May 28, 2024 - 12:02pm
 
RP Daily Trivia Challenge - ScottFromWyoming - May 27, 2024 - 8:24pm
 
Poetry Forum - Manbird - May 27, 2024 - 7:20pm
 
fortune cookies, says: - thisbody - May 27, 2024 - 3:50pm
 
Favorite Quotes - oldviolin - May 27, 2024 - 11:08am
 
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •  - oldviolin - May 27, 2024 - 9:29am
 
First World Problems - ColdMiser - May 27, 2024 - 7:33am
 
Funny Videos - thisbody - May 27, 2024 - 7:20am
 
Internet connection - thisbody - May 27, 2024 - 7:12am
 
Ways to Listen to RP on WiiM Plus - earthbased - May 27, 2024 - 6:56am
 
John Prine - KurtfromLaQuinta - May 26, 2024 - 5:34pm
 
New Music - KurtfromLaQuinta - May 26, 2024 - 5:24pm
 
Artificial Intelligence - R_P - May 25, 2024 - 11:05pm
 
What Makes You Laugh? - thisbody - May 25, 2024 - 10:42pm
 
The Dragons' Roost - miamizsun - May 25, 2024 - 12:02pm
 
Media Matters - Beaker - May 25, 2024 - 10:59am
 
Dialing 1-800-Manbird - oldviolin - May 24, 2024 - 3:42pm
 
What's that smell? - oldviolin - May 24, 2024 - 3:41pm
 
Business as Usual - R_P - May 24, 2024 - 12:49pm
 
It's the economy stupid. - R_P - May 24, 2024 - 12:38pm
 
Bob Dylan - Steely_D - May 24, 2024 - 10:50am
 
Rock mix sound quality below Main and Mellow? - R567 - May 24, 2024 - 9:11am
 
Odd sayings - GeneP59 - May 24, 2024 - 8:08am
 
Solar / Wind / Geothermal / Efficiency Energy - Red_Dragon - May 24, 2024 - 6:55am
 
Nederland / The Netherlands - R_P - May 23, 2024 - 10:03am
 
Music News - Beaker - May 23, 2024 - 8:30am
 
Photography Forum - Your Own Photos - KurtfromLaQuinta - May 22, 2024 - 8:51pm
 
Index » Radio Paradise/General » General Discussion » Geeky Jokes Page: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next
Post to this Topic
nu11

nu11 Avatar

Location: Out there (where the truth is)
Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:58am

 Proclivities wrote:
pumpkin pi



the only pumpkin pi(e)  I like
Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 14, 2020 - 1:11pm


cc_rider

cc_rider Avatar

Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 17, 2020 - 7:30am

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
haresfur

haresfur Avatar

Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 16, 2020 - 5:16pm

haresfur wrote:

"We're going to need a bigger sieve"

damn autocorrect
NoEnzLefttoSplit

NoEnzLefttoSplit Avatar

Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 2, 2019 - 11:58pm

From the cricket commentary today:

Knock knock:  who's there?
Schrödinger
And you expect me to open the door?

Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Apr 11, 2019 - 8:46am


kctomato

kctomato Avatar



Posted: Jun 27, 2018 - 7:39am

Functional horns expressed in cattle
 
SeriousLee

SeriousLee Avatar

Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres


Posted: Jan 20, 2018 - 5:55am

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
ScottFromWyoming

ScottFromWyoming Avatar

Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 1:47pm

There's some XKCD discussion down there so I went and read some recent ones and learned that 

Pound for pound, fireflies are brighter than the sun.
miamizsun

miamizsun Avatar

Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:24am

 Proclivities wrote:
Those fools...plus they neglected to write the soup of the day.
 
they probably got it from watching the big bang theory

Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:19am

 Lazy8 wrote:
 Proclivities wrote:


Ahem. Speed of light squared.

And divide by two. Plus an ellipsis is three dots, not two.

 
Those fools...plus they neglected to write the soup of the day.


Lazy8

Lazy8 Avatar

Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
Gender: Male


Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:14am

 Proclivities wrote:
matter

Ahem. Speed of light squared.

And divide by two. Plus an ellipsis is three dots, not two.
Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:05am

matter
kctomato

kctomato Avatar



Posted: Sep 23, 2017 - 8:25am


trekhead

trekhead Avatar

Location: Set On FUN!!!
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 - 12:45pm

Drunk man gets hauled into jail,

 Cop asks, " What's yer name?"

"Joshua."

"Wait, not the same Joshua that made the sun stand still?"

"No, I'm the Joshua that made the moonshine still."
haresfur

haresfur Avatar

Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 15, 2017 - 3:28pm

 kctomato wrote:
"Have you heard the latest Fibonacci joke? It's so awful, it's as bad as the previous two, combined. "

 (Credit unknown) 

  {#Lol}


kctomato

kctomato Avatar



Posted: Sep 15, 2017 - 12:38pm

"Have you heard the latest Fibonacci joke? It's so awful, it's as bad as the previous two, combined. "

 (Credit unknown) 
haresfur

haresfur Avatar

Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male


Posted: Apr 19, 2017 - 5:16pm

“If I were an enzyme I’d be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.”
Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 30, 2017 - 7:29am

The past, present, and future walked into a bar: it got tense.
Proclivities

Proclivities Avatar

Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 11, 2015 - 12:40pm

999
Page: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next