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If the Iowa State Cyclones lose to the Iowa Hawkeyes tomorrow I will tase my own nutsack https://t.co/1c04M6Oc2a
— Cyclone Larry (@CycloneLarry69) September 10, 2021

He just wanted to tase his nut sack...Sick bastid! {#Snooty}

That was a loser bet from the get-go. I mean, come on!

miamizsun

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Posted: Sep 12, 2021 - 7:25am
Coaxial wrote: Two popsicle sticks, a piece of string, some dirty socks, and a large cheese pizza, no substitutions. throw in video of cyclone larry's taser therapy and you've got a deal! If the Iowa State Cyclones lose to the Iowa Hawkeyes tomorrow I will tase my own nutsack https://t.co/1c04M6Oc2a â Cyclone Larry (@CycloneLarry69) September 10, 2021

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Posted: Sep 12, 2021 - 7:05am
Two popsicle sticks, a piece of string, some dirty socks, and a large cheese pizza, no substitutions.

GeneP59

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Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday.
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 11, 2021 - 9:09pm
OK I had a '58 Dodge pickup with a flat head 8 and welded an old crank tow assembly on the back to use around the shop to move cars around. So I’m thinking my first car, a 1973 Plymouth Cuda with the 340, white interior, and Super Blue exterior. I miss that girl.

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Posted: Sep 11, 2021 - 8:39pm

oldviolin

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Posted: Sep 11, 2021 - 5:50pm
First two Twisted Sister albums (must be mint or at least aromatic) and the missing chip from the old stone chalice...

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Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 3, 2021 - 4:28am
Manbird wrote: ... and then what happened? it started getting somewhat strange a parade of peculiar pagan freakness notably an angry swedo clown stoat with a tiny horned helmet and you-know-who's face on it we snacked on peyote pancakes with ranch dressing until both of us evaporated into the ether

oldviolin

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Posted: Sep 2, 2021 - 12:38pm
Manbird wrote: ... and then what happened? Beeswax? Time? Perhaps an old '58 Dodge pickup with a flathead 8 and low down granny gears. Then again, perhaps a pink '58 Caddy with the rubber bumper boobs...

Manbird

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Posted: Sep 2, 2021 - 12:30pm

miamizsun wrote:

about four years ago, i had a weird dream about a weird dream
maybe weird squared, i'm not sure, it was a dream so anything is possible
carlos castenada and i were hanging out in the desert "meditating"
i looked up to stare at the sun was and distracted by a hawk in the sky with manbird's head on it
he cruised on down, landed beside me, picked up my peace pipe
a spider appeared from under a rock and he snatched it up and loaded it into the bowl
he said "so you want to see my soul?" i said "sure, but all i have is a dollar"
he said "great cause it is only 99 cents" and i said "here, keep the change"
he fired the pipe up, took a hit and handed it to me and i took a long drag and in one giant cough my lungs came out
i just passed out and went into some sort of hallucination...

... and then what happened?

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Posted: Sep 2, 2021 - 9:19am

Manbird

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Posted: Aug 27, 2021 - 10:22pm

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Posted: May 20, 2021 - 4:33am

Manbird

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Posted: May 12, 2021 - 6:55pm

GeneP59

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Gender: Male

Posted: Feb 1, 2021 - 10:18am
oldviolin wrote: Ooooooooh Yaaaaaaaaaaah!

oldviolin

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Posted: Feb 1, 2021 - 9:14am

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jan 29, 2021 - 5:08pm
Coaxial wrote: I'm so old mine is posthensile.

Coaxial

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Location: Comfortably numb in So Texas
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Posted: Jan 29, 2021 - 5:03pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: buddy wrote: Red_Dragon wrote: Manbird wrote: Aye! Bespeckled with undulating pustules and urpsome crawlabouts! Because your big coccyx is why! It's his prehensile tail. Mine's merely hensile. I'm so old mine is posthensile.

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Location: Powell
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Posted: Jan 29, 2021 - 4:59pm
buddy wrote: Red_Dragon wrote: Manbird wrote: Aye! Bespeckled with undulating pustules and urpsome crawlabouts! Because your big coccyx is why! It's his prehensile tail. Mine's merely hensile.

Manbird

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Posted: Jan 29, 2021 - 4:59pm
Red_Dragon wrote: Manbird wrote: Aye! Bespeckled with undulating pustules and urpsome crawlabouts! Because your big coccyx is why! Mine is only one inch... from the floor!

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan

Posted: Jan 29, 2021 - 4:45pm
Manbird wrote: Aye! Bespeckled with undulating pustules and urpsome crawlabouts! Because your big coccyx is why!

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