I would like a helper monkey. Yes please. I believe that will solve many problems. Although it might create some new ones... Didn't the old lady swallow the helper monkey just before she swallowed the dog?
i think i'm in a parallel universe
so i would need a warp drive to answer that question
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Posted:
Aug 21, 2020 - 1:42pm
miamizsun wrote:
i recommend a helper monkey
lazy8 swears by them
I would like a helper monkey. Yes please. I believe that will solve many problems. Although it might create some new ones... Didn't the old lady swallow the helper monkey just before she swallowed the dog?
Just had a milestone birthday. My lovely wife got me the ultimate grill. This thing is awesome. Beautiful stainless steel. It uses wood pellets. It smokes. It bakes. It barbecues. It has a section that gets up to 900 degrees for searing steaks. It connects to my phone, so it will tell me when the grilled items have reached the optimal temperature. The problem is this - my old propane grill was 20+ years old, so it just sat out there on the deck, getting rained on. Who cares - right? Now with this new one - I am compelled to cover it and wheel it under the overhang to keep it protected from the elements. This must occur AFTER the grill has cooled down, the food has been consumed and I am now on my 4th beer. I have to go out there, unfold the cover and carefully place it over the grill, working it back and forth to make sure all the corners are covered and the cover has no wrinkles, etc. Brutal.
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Aug 21, 2020 - 1:08pm
Lindo525 wrote:
Just had a milestone birthday. My lovely wife got me the ultimate grill. This thing is awesome. Beautiful stainless steel. It uses wood pellets. It smokes. It bakes. It barbecues. It has a section that gets up to 900 degrees for searing steaks. It connects to my phone, so it will tell me when the grilled items have reached the optimal temperature. The problem is this - my old propane grill was 20+ years old, so it just sat out there on the deck, getting rained on. Who cares - right? Now with this new one - I am compelled to cover it and wheel it under the overhang to keep it protected from the elements. This must occur AFTER the grill has cooled down, the food has been consumed and I am now on my 4th beer. I have to go out there, unfold the cover and carefully place it over the grill, working it back and forth to make sure all the corners are covered and the cover has no wrinkles, etc. Brutal.
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Aug 21, 2020 - 1:01pm
Just had a milestone birthday. My lovely wife got me the ultimate grill. This thing is awesome. Beautiful stainless steel. It uses wood pellets. It smokes. It bakes. It barbecues. It has a section that gets up to 900 degrees for searing steaks. It connects to my phone, so it will tell me when the grilled items have reached the optimal temperature. The problem is this - my old propane grill was 20+ years old, so it just sat out there on the deck, getting rained on. Who cares - right? Now with this new one - I am compelled to cover it and wheel it under the overhang to keep it protected from the elements. This must occur AFTER the grill has cooled down, the food has been consumed and I am now on my 4th beer. I have to go out there, unfold the cover and carefully place it over the grill, working it back and forth to make sure all the corners are covered and the cover has no wrinkles, etc. Brutal.
In the 21st century, in a country that likes to think of itself as the greatest in the world, electric service shouldn't be hung on poles where it is vulnerable to the weather. Just sayin'.
