R_P wrote:

Cliché Heaven - Ken Nordine

I particularly like that someone corrected the spelling of "stationery".

 Beez wrote: 

Though to be fair the monkeys face is furrier.

 bokey wrote: 

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
That is hilarious!  They have the same face!

I worked for a tech firm that hired some BS motivational company to run an inspirational campaign centered on the phrase "I did it".

 Motivational speeches, pamphlets, posters, etc.

 I conned one of my evil henchmen into changing one of the posters to say "I be an ididiot", then it caught on and spread through the company until it became a contest as to who could deface the replacements the quickest without losing their job.

 Too bad there was no internet back then, it was a national company, I could have screwed them coast to coast.

 I'm looking for work BTW if anybodies hiring.

 Beez wrote: 
Yeah, kind of figured that. Some people never learn.

 Coaxial wrote: 
He's the one I was telling everyone about that thinks it's still caveman days.

Wake up. If I catch you asleep again I'll fire your as*.

 Beez wrote: 
Johnny is a twit.

 Proclivities wrote: 
This cracks me up.  The guys in the office buy the "good" soft drinks to keep in the fridge for clients and they buy crappy sh*t that they drink.  Anyway, we've got one that has a little too much time on his hands.  I bought a half-case of Diet Mt. Dew and put it in the fridge (the good stuff), and after he saw me drink one, he goes to the fridge and puts and anonymous note on my Dews -

Exact words:  These drinks are for client's only.  "Only" underlined 12 times.

I cracked up and added to the note:

Exact words:  I bought these drinks and I say everybody can have one.....except you, Johnny!

Thanks,  Amy