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Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Jan 19, 2012 - 5:54pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

bokey

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Posted: Sep 10, 2011 - 10:24am

 oldviolin wrote:
Mr.  Brown The Circus Clown
Mr. Brown, the circus clown

I'm the guy who didn't marry pretty Pamela Brown
Educated, well-intentioned, good girl in our town
I wonder where I'd be today if she had loved me too
Probably be driving kids to school (Chorus)
I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown
All of my good times and all my roamin' around
One of these days I might come ramblin' through your town
And I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown
oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 10, 2011 - 10:21am

Mr. Brown The Circus Clown

Mr. Brown, the circus clown
puts his clothes on upside down.
He wears his hat upon his toes
and socks and shoes upon his nose.

He ties his ties around his thighs
and wraps his belt around his eyes.
He hangs his earrings from his hips
and stockings from his fingertips.

He puts his glasses on his feet
and shirt and coat around his seat.
And when he's dressed, at last he stands
and walks around upon his hands.

Kenn Nesbitt



bokey

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Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 10, 2011 - 10:18am

 romeotuma wrote:


Dummy
is
an
illiterate
moron
who
alleges
there
are
more
than
only
one
of
me
but
the
nasty
moron
can't
be
specific
because
I
have
only
one
name.  


  So you're Dotman also? I missed that.

Let's
chill
OK?


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