Fire ignites in tandoori oven inside car that crashed into business

Guy needed a job really bad so he went to an employment agency and they got him a job as a school bus driver.  First day on the job he goes out to pick up his bus and it has Sesame Street characters painted all over it.  Looks at his run, and goes to the first stop, and two large girls get on and the first says "HI!  I'm Obsese Patty!" Second girl says "hi!  Me too, Obese Patty here!."  They go sit in the back of the bus.  Second stop, a dorky kid gets on and says "Hi!  I'm Special Ross" and he goes and sits in the back too.  Third kid gets on, cute kid, says "hi!  I'm Lester Reese!" and sits behind the bus driver.   At the next traffic light, the bus driver turns around and sees that Lester has his shoes and socks off and is picking at his feet.  Bus driver says "THAT'S IT!"  Drops the kids off at school and goes back to the employment agency and says "I QUIT!"  The agent says "why?"  and the guy says

"are you kidding?  I had:  Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Reese picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!"