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Weezer — Hash Pipe
Album: Weezer (Green Album)
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Released: 2001
Length: 3:06
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I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe

I can't help my boogies they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my eye swipe
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe

I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe
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 te wrote:

Please play more weezer, anything on the blue album or Pinkerton. :D



Omg YESS PLEASE!! 
Posted 4 months ago by Dude_broskie    [ Reply ]
RP - Thank You for the lyrics!  ...Like many other commenters, I had gotten them horribly wrong!  LOL!  GREAT TUNE!   
Posted 5 months ago by joejennings    [ Reply ]
 Pitjes wrote:

dangerous music, many coni were destroyed of some speakers




LOL! Too funny!
Posted 6 months ago by joejennings    [ Reply ]
dangerous music, many coni were destroyed of some speakers
Posted 9 months ago by Pitjes    [ Reply ]
 Schmackdown wrote:

Probably the worst song on an outstanding album. I never understood why it was so popular, maybe because it was "harder" in the right way.



I think that guiter riff is just catchy as hell. And his high pitched singing really fits it imo
Posted 1 year ago by TillDerDill    [ Reply ]
Long-time listener first-time commenter. I've always wanted to say that. I never considered making a donation to an online radio station until I discovered RP. Love you guys. So please take money, no wait, take my wife. No really...
Posted 1 year ago by gabe_5a3nz627    [ Reply ]
Is this edgy
Posted 1 year ago by milleymeister    [ Reply ]
play loud!!
Posted 1 year ago by Jeffrey_Mishik    [ Reply ]
"Got my ass wipe"..another misheard lyric over the years, haha
Posted 1 year ago by reguru2112    [ Reply ]
 metodijai wrote:

BEST RADIO IN THE WORLD. REGARDS FORM MACEDONIA  we LOVE U 




Dobro Utro!  ...Kato Si?
Posted 2 years ago by eileenomurphy    [ Reply ]
 (anonymous) wrote:
Thumping guitar rock with a nice edge. The dodgy lyric is I've got my eyes wide
 

I should hope so. Ass wide, eye swipe, hoo boy!
Posted 3 years ago by ziggytrix    [ Reply ]
BEST RADIO IN THE WORLD. REGARDS FORM MACEDONIA  we LOVE U 
Posted 4 years ago by metodijai    [ Reply ]
 pope183 wrote:
=w= =w= live in dallas w/ the Foo fighters at smirnoff center thurs sept 15th =w= =w=
 

me replying to myself!!!!   wow has it really been that long ago ? i took my eldest daughter and her 2 friends to the Foozer show .. they were tweens  - was at dallas fairpark - they made custom day-glo weezer t-shirts - it was 1/2 through the show that i saw my daughter all the way up at the stage -crowdsurfing - lol  loads of fun - She's working on her Phd at University Edinburgh  and engaged to a wonderful Scot.  she's unsinkable floating on a crowd . 
Posted 4 years ago by pope183    [ Reply ]
 triviagal wrote:
Doesn't that sound a little like the theme song to the Munsters?
 
Yeah, after Eddie first discovered dope and chicks, and he and Cousin Itt started cruising in the Munstermobile.  ;- )
Posted 7 years ago by LowPhreak    [ Reply ]
c'mon
Posted 16 years ago by iggydavid    [ Reply ]
=w= =w= live in dallas w/ the Foo fighters at smirnoff center thurs sept 15th =w= =w=
Posted 18 years ago by pope183    [ Reply ]
This is the way a rock 'n roll song should sound! Like AC/DC's best, or perhaps like this">(click here)(pimp)
Posted 20 years ago by aslegros    [ Reply ]
Please play more weezer, anything on the blue album or Pinkerton. :D
Posted 20 years ago by te    [ Reply ]
Probably the worst song on an outstanding album. I never understood why it was so popular, maybe because it was \"harder\" in the right way.
Posted 20 years ago by Schmackdown    [ Reply ]
I like the title, but unfortunatly, I don\'t like the \"music.\"
Posted 20 years ago by farleym    [ Reply ]
Great Rockin\'!!! (pimp)
Posted 20 years ago by DH    [ Reply ]
They have so so so many better songs. :-( Pinkerton is still the best album by them.
Posted 20 years ago by bakedjake    [ Reply ]
Originally Posted by nunaat: I now have the urge to go find the lita ford album with kiss me deadly on it. Anybody know if this is on a regular weezer album?
It's On the Weezer (Green Album)....highly rec'd.
Posted 20 years ago by Heathen954    [ Reply ]
(pimp) (pimp) (pimp) Love Weezer. LOVE Rivers.
Posted 20 years ago by tuningin    [ Reply ]
Originally Posted by nunaat: I now have the urge to go find the lita ford album with kiss me deadly on it. Anybody know if this is on a regular weezer album?
I believe it's on what they call the Green album.
Posted 20 years ago by newwavegurly    [ Reply ]
Weezer are great. Good to hear them on RP.... this just put a smile on my face. (I\'m still trying to recover from suffering through Bruce Springsteen)
Posted 20 years ago by Heathen    [ Reply ]
Fuggin Eh! I scare my friends with this one, but this is great R&R (pimp)
Posted 20 years ago by Heathen954    [ Reply ]
YES!
Posted 20 years ago by BuddhaPhilhole    [ Reply ]
I now have the urge to go find the lita ford album with kiss me deadly on it. Anybody know if this is on a regular weezer album?
Posted 20 years ago by nunaat    [ Reply ]
Blecch.
Posted 20 years ago by mread    [ Reply ]
I got mine too, pal. :D (pimp) :D
Posted 20 years ago by rgj13    [ Reply ]
Great!
Posted 20 years ago by timojuhala    [ Reply ]
\"...UGH!...\"
Posted 20 years ago by obzidian    [ Reply ]
Um, that's the point.
Originally Posted by Relayer: Oh, and also, Weeze totally ripped their logo off of Van Halen.
Posted 21 years ago by newwavegurly    [ Reply ]
I love me some Weezer... another one of those bands that doesn\'t take themselves seriously. Would rather hear some other stuff by them, though... maybe I\'ll give some more uploading a try, it\'s been a while...
Posted 21 years ago by newwavegurly    [ Reply ]
Originally Posted by triviagal: Doesn't that sound a little like the theme song to the Munsters?
More like the Art Of Noise version of the Peter Gunn theme.
Posted 21 years ago by Art_Carnage    [ Reply ]
Originally Posted by JoeBriar: Thumping guitar rock with a nice edge. The dodgy lyric is I've got my eyes wide
You are incorrect sir. It is, in fact "I got my ass wide". The song is about male prostitutes on Santa Monica Blvd. :)
Posted 21 years ago by zaknafein    [ Reply ]
MORE WEEZER!!!!!! =w=
Posted 21 years ago by gandalfbmg    [ Reply ]
Doesn\'t that sound a little like the theme song to the Munsters?
Posted 21 years ago by triviagal    [ Reply ]
There is life in Weezer after \"Pinkerton\" Good new!!
Posted 21 years ago by qosforever    [ Reply ]
Originally Posted by Relayer: Not a very well written song, but OK I guess. Doesn't the melody of the verses remind you of that silly Lita Ford song from the 80s? I think it was called Kiss deadly or something like that. It was the song that went "went to a party last saturday night, didn't get laid, got in a fight". That is exactly how this Weezer song goes. Oh, and also, Weeze totally ripped their logo off of Van Halen.
it was "kiss me deadly".
Posted 21 years ago by KurtfromLaQuinta    [ Reply ]
Originally Posted by Relayer: Oh, and also, Weeze totally ripped their logo off of Van Halen.
That's homage, not theft.
Posted 21 years ago by mrtyler    [ Reply ]
WEEZER! Right on! I didn\'t used to really like Weezer (mostly because musically they\'re not very good, and their nonsensical lyrics used to bug me), but i was turned on to what fun they are by singing a number of their songs over and over at the I-House Cafe. For a good time, try El Scorcho after several beers and plates of nachos.
Posted 21 years ago by mrtyler    [ Reply ]
Not a very well written song, but OK I guess. Doesn\'t the melody of the verses remind you of that silly Lita Ford song from the 80s? I think it was called Kiss deadly or something like that. It was the song that went \"went to a party last saturday night, didn\'t get laid, got in a fight\". That is exactly how this Weezer song goes. Oh, and also, Weeze totally ripped their logo off of Van Halen.
Posted 21 years ago by Relayer    [ Reply ]